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@para--doxon

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Look I am a mess but at least I am aware of it
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I think we should go back to the Internet age of boom boom boom boom and caramelldansen and pretty rave girl and nightcore and those badly edited amvs and like those sparkles and shit.

I love how the npcs either know you’re Link Link, the hero of legend, or they just say things like “Woah you’ve got the same name as that sword guy!” and of course Link just doesn’t explain that actually he is Him™️

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One problem I’ve been having with Tears of the Kingdom is that everything controls and graphics wise is SO similar to Breath of the Wild that I sometimes forget I’m playing with a fresh Baby Child layout instead of my wildly powerful Calamity-Whuppin one.

I’ll see a big monster and, briefly forgetting that I have five hearts, I’ll think to myself, “I can take him.”

Spoiler alert I VERY MUCH CANNOT

With all the crazy creations that have been made within the first three days of the game’s release … Link should go for a doctorate.

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we feminized your hero. yeah, put him in a skirt and sandals. we also gave him a new arm with long nails. don't worry he's fine with it. he seems to like it actually