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@paperstars707

Real big dick energy is being asked a way to defeat the collectors while having no idea what the fuck is a collector.

Illusive man: I need you to find a way to defeat the collectors.
Shepard: I’m on it.
Shepard, on the inside:

you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for. dress up like a witch, pointed hat and all. who cares anymore. why worry about it when there’s bigger stuff to worry on. i’m saying. yeah, this lipstick is too dark, wanna share? i’m saying go talk to her, tell her that you like her hair. i’m saying she’s out of my league but i’m still swinging, i’m saying yeah i’m in a ballgown and it’s a pta meeting. what about it. eat the extra brownie, tell her your feelings. i’m saying if nothing matters than we might as well give nothing meaning.

This is so inspiring

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The new roarin 20s is upon us.

Shazam: If a superhero can’t save his family, what kind of hero is he?

Every single superhero without a family out there:

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that Batman specifically called in Superman and Wonder Woman to brag about punching Guy Gardner in the face or the fact he likes to hide Green Arrow’s arrows.

Hal Jordan: Attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. This loser just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say that I’m about to be $20 richer real soon.
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Just having some fun with these three. Characters change and so do the times; I think it’d be interesting to see how someone today would write an updated team-up.