Graffiti left on the tomb of Ramses V in Egypt by ancient greek tourists (when the tomb was only a few hundred years old). "I visited and did not like anything but the sarcophagus" and "I cannot read the hieroglyphs."
Cool article about it if you're interested.
Downloading guys off google Images and rubbing their tum-tum's is so relaxing and wholesome 🥺
Anonymous asked:
does the halo possess any other magical properties or provide magical abilities?
idk i just got it
i dont care how many notes this gets, but toot dat is a goated bad song and i hope you all appreciate it in this mashup :^)
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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
I hope Twitter dies just so I can get away from the chicken little newtypes who go around riling up scared people every odd calendar day.
Anonymous asked:
It is vitally important to know: If you were running somewhere at max speed could we grab your halo to make you stumble backwards in a comical way? Maybe catch it with the handle of an umbrella even?
it'd be similar to grabbing someone by the collar, i think, where the sudden grabbing of something behind me would create a sudden barrier in front of me. in the case of the collar it's the entire front of the shirt, but for the halo it's whatever heavenly force is keeping it in orbit above my skullcap.
so it'd probably look like this.
please don't do this.
'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though
Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.
i keep getting a phone game ad on tumblr and i always instinctually scroll past ads but this one happens fast enough that the one thing i consistently see is a baby pissing in bed between his parents and then its gone.
so thats what i think your product is, company. thats my takeaway from your weird campaign that cost you thousands of dollars.
around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.
so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep
he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.
every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.
He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.
then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”
you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.
Taking a trip on the high speed rail
English added by me :)
oh i am going to remake one of my FAVORITE mashups ive ever made before tomorrow because i found much better quality sources of BOTH songs and im MUCH better at makung mashups now than i was back then and im SO excited about it.
epic points if u guess it before i post it whenever i do. epic style points for the Guessing Guesser.
awesome new sona! kinda high and gave her a snowsuit instead. these things happen
hey fucking INSANE get with the official "tentacletherapist" URL. that's fuckin valuable.
and THANK you so much 0:^]