alright i am readyto catch it
toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared
aofi-humananimalgirlfeet
here you go little buddy
Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
originalzipperalmondrebel
That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off
peteseeger
How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country
zanabism
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Happy Memorial Day
theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds
nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you
relocateproject
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke
hey!!! i edited together a feature-length cut of twilight’s BIDDERSWEET FAREWELLS stream (also shot by me 📹) and you can catch it here!!! 💥
Anonymous asked:
I have a hard time simping for Joel from The Last of Us because he has the same name as my dad.
what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid
you can hardly tell i had unmedicated adhd in middle school
Welp, methinks thats enough internet for today
- me after watching a deepfake of myself being tortured for 6 hours
Anonymous asked:
need to suck your dick thunderstorm style
yiggity doo, yiggity dee
4 years later ive turned around on this, i actually did a great job seamlessly transposing these vocals from 4/4 to 3/4. good job chase.
to people who reblog my posts and tag it with your OCs
you trying to bring your puppet to life? you want your little wooden boy to be real? and it has fallen upon ME to bless it with a soul? i am the fucking stuffing that props up your doll? the glue that pinches shut its seams? not the hands pulling, but the strings being pulled? your last fucking hope at actualization?
fine. i will hold this burden. but im owed a speaking part in the movie.
Anonymous asked:
Why do you refuse to answer my questions on the nature of your reality? That sounds like something a fake person would do, y’know.
sounds like you're mixing up my "reality" with your own perception, which is a rookie mistake honestly. as soon as you figure out how to differentiate the two (which is impossible by the way) then i'll engage with you on this inconsequential topic (i wont).
Hey what do you think this looks like?
Paper Mario
Mario preparing to jump sprite layered over itself once.
Oh, so close! It is a paper mario sprite layered over itself once but he's not preparing to jump;
It's his unique sprite after eating something mad nasty! Hope you had fun!
fuck you suck my dick. read my URL. i am the winner always.
Hey what do you think this looks like?
Paper Mario
Mario preparing to jump sprite layered over itself once.
Anonymous asked:
Are you real? If so, what time of day are you real? If not, what evidence do you have that you are, in fact, a figment of my imagination?
Doesn't matter, next question.