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2p!Russia: (Holding a broken coffee machine) Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
2p!Japan: I did. I broke it.
2p!Russia: No. No, you didn’t. Italy?
2p!Italy: Don’t look at me, look at Romano.
2p!Romano: What?! I didn’t break it!
2p!Italy: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
2p!Romano: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
2p!Italy: Suspicious.
2p!Romano: No, it’s not!
2p!France: If it matters, probably not but… China was the last one to use it.
2p!China: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
2p!France: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
2p!China: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
2p!Prussia: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
2p!Russia: No. Who broke it?
2p!Germany: America’s been awfully quiet…
2p!America: Really?!
2p!Germany: Yeah, really!
Everyone: (yelling ensues)
…
2p!Russia: *inner monologue*(I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.)
paolaeirisuniverse
moonlight-ray

This is basically all you need to know

One Punch Man: Caped Baldy but with a sucker punch
Gintama: we have a plot now but we didn't forget the dicks.
Madoka Magica: uh, what the fuck
My Hero Academia: CINNAMON ROLL CAN BECOME A HERO
Mob Psycho 100: oH SHIT HE'S AT 99%
Haikyuu!!: oH SHIT HE CAN JUMP
Boruto: because Naruto. It rhymes. Fuck you.
One Piece: we'll find it in your next life
Hunter x Hunter: we'll continue in your next life
Attack on Titan: fuck he's a titan. fuck she's a titan
Owari No Seraph: we want to be gay
Iwatobi Swim Club: we're kind of gay
Yuri on Ice: we're actually gay
Tokyo Ghoul: I DONT WANNA BE A GHOUL, but I mean if I have to then whatever
Danganronpa: okay, I know that someone just died but has anyone else noticed the pink blood or...
paolaeirisuniverse
that-damn-demon-rin-deactivated

Random scenario

Sabo: Wasn't Ace supposed to be here a little bit ago?
Luffy: I dunno. Can we just eat already?
Sabo: Wait for A-
Ace: *Dramatically breaks through window and faceplants into the ground* Am I late? I'm here. *Gets up*
Ace:
Ace: *Falls asleep*
Luffy:
Sabo:
Luffy:
Sabo:
Sabo: Fuck it. Dig in.