I'm A Little Piece of Shit

love this guy but he has got to stop storing his pills n powders in unmarked ziploc bags

He constantly looks like he has an airfryer and he’s dying to tell you about it.

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

No but get this dude's entire's backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

Also this is what "he's named Vamp because he's bisexual" looks like

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he's essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?

Right, because of his bisexuality

yes i guess if every material fact about the incident was different i might feel differently about it, you are very smart

The pearl clutchers of Twitter are on Team Chris Rock should press assault charges against Will Smith and involve his LAWYERS, meanwhile the gremlin violence craving rats of Tumblr are like HIT HIM AGAIN.

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Also im sorry for the watermarks folks :(, you know i hate putting em but my previous memes has been reposted without credit too many times in too many social medias so yeah hjsnsakjmsak 

i was on ballp.it and i saw absolutely the best stock image i’ve ever seen

the best part is the motion blur implies he’s actively accelerating down the road sideways

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

Also water IS a human right, it’s classified as one by the UN the only country that really disagrees with this is the United States

Something Rotten!

omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.

OH MY WORD

YES.

@tinydadman

I REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME IT COMES ON MY DASH AN I HAVE LOVED IT EVERY TIME

I saw this show live on Shakespeare’s birthday and it was amazing!

They always leave out my favorite part of the song:

SO YOU WRITE DOWN A WORD

BUT ITS NOT THE RIGHT WORD

SO YOU TRY A NEW WORD

BUT YOU HATE THE NEW WORD

AND YOU NEED A GOOD WORD

BUT YOU CANT FIND THE WORD

OH WHERE IS IT

WHAT IS IT

WHAT IS IT

WHERE IS IT-

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*

@petermorwood on the off-chance you haven’t seen this yet

Like it…

And I’d like to have heard the missing bit as well, an evocation of those times when neither dictionary nor thesaurus nor synonym finder are of any help at all…

You’re in luck, they made a music video for it!

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The Cheetah Girls (2003) // The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

whyyyyyy

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

yep that’s the one

It still feels like you

havnt ben able to make myself leav th house recently so ben rolling joints n disposable chopstick wrapper

jst found sm papes n my trash heap i coulda ben using nsted of murking my lungs lol

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My cleric half-elf dnd character, Roux Estaire.  ╰(・∇・╰)

Roux is a follower of the Church of Gallus, a religion that recognizes chickens as our rightful Gods and Masters. She’s a traveling acolyte on a pilgrimage to spread her faith.

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