my favorite genre of bearded vulture images is middle aged people cradling them like babies
i'm working with kids at a medical clinic rn and we had a 5 year old come in for an overnight study and he was decked out in superhero merch so i pointed to his blanket and was like oh is that a spiderman blanket? and he got really excited and spread it out and was like no it's deadpool!!! and my coworker was like um. you watched deadpool? and his mom just sighed and said not with my permission he didn't
he fuckign. bought it on her ipad with her credit card and watched it before she could notice alskdghkalsdhgklashg
To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking
Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy
You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.
.....you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.
Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn't resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.
cracking open an old one with the boys
