I take back everything I said about certain pokémon in Detective Pikachu looking like nightmarish uncanny valley figures. I truly was not prepared for Sonic

Help me, Mr Mime. You are my only hope

There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners.

just calling it now

Good Job Tumblr

Y’know what I haven’t seen flagged/deleted?

Porn bots.

Y’know what I HAVE seen flagged/deleted?

Blank meme templates and pictures of people’s faces.

Well done @staff. Obviously this is working.

Tumblr staff making sure no Pornographic Blasphemy gets posted

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

🚫 THIS BLOG IS TAKING PART IN THE ANTI-CENSORSHIP PROTEST ON DECEMBER 17th 🚫

The owner of this Blog will be making as much noise at Tumblr Staff about how horrible this ban in on other sites such as Twitter or Facebook. 

The owner of this blog will be logging out of all accounts for the entirety of the 17th. Will Not run a queue. Will not even check the dash. Or give the money hungry executives a single page view to squeeze ad revenue out of

The owner of this blog believes in an ACTUAL positive, better, safer Tumblr and well be doing their part to fight for it by logging out on the 17th of December. 

Me too!

Merry Christmas everyone

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

dead

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

What this post needs is a little ass.

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

Don’t forget a little pussy

YES.

All the NSFW

How about a nice pair of hooters?

Can you please tag your nsfw?? God….

@dimish

@moonlitskinwalker

I laughed at this harder than I should’ve

Flag THIS @staff. You puritanical jerks. 

Horny on main.

AHGDGHDFJHKHFGGF????

If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!