she’s out there making owl noises

who

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

You guys missed the best part

whose fucking child is this

mine bicth

my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early

i paid $97 to learn that my gecko won’t eat because he’s too fucking horny do anything

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

when u great great grandma wants u to never play music again but u have other plans

big mood

I CANNOT BELIEVE POP TEAM EPIC ACTUALLY DID THIS

Me at my cat after putting her in a funny hat: 

The “Oh, maybe I do like girls” starter pack

Not gonna lie, this was such a power move I debated moving to Sweden.

im gonna rb it every time im sorry

doggy!!!

:D

the fact that a school shooting survivor has to tell the president of the united states to do something really shows how fucked up the government’s priorities are

this girl is overall taking no bullshit from anyone

a few months ago, i bought a balloon waluigi. i found him again today and i’ve never been so scared in my entire life

#it’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi

Microsoft Office Danshi

I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications

Bonus:

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

source

a trendy boy! 

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here