Republicans want you to believe that these bits of tissue are a person. In fact, Republicans have passed laws which give more rights to these bits of tissue, while taking away rights from women.
If Republicans have their way, a woman who chooses to remove that little 2 inch clump of tissue from her body – for whatever reason she chooses – will face murder charges.
This is your regular reminder that Republicans are garbage.
Health care includes abortion.
*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen
Y’all old
And?
i think ppl saying this makes you old is funny lol i know college undergrads who are like frosh/sophomores who do this just so they have time to go to class and do work. i’ve been to house parties that were absolutely raging from 9-11 and shut down at exactly midnight like… some ppl just have shit to do bro it’s not bad to better plan your fun time lmao.
high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you
college professors:
I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.
Your professor was trying to fight God
kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder
this just unlocked repressed memories in my brain
Aww
why is this screenshot at critically low health
we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito
apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating
i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru
As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes
only corn
Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes
Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.
We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that
This cartoon from 1959 really got it.
Oh to be an older brother in a disney channel original movie and have caution tape on my bedroom door and call my younger sibling a dweeb
Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck
this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes
