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I don't give two fuck's. Fifth Harmony is bae!
If life gives you lemons squirt them into the eyes of your enemies. -Jamie2k16

Every new interview I see where Jenna Ortega’s asked about season 2 of Wednesday I become more and more convinced that she threatened to quit if they didn’t replace the love triangle with bloody murder and I love that for her

As she should

Enid: Stop it!

Random werewolf bullying Enid: And what you gonna do if I don't?

Enid: I'll cry.

Random werewolf bullying Enid: Awwn the littlwe wunt is gonna cwy, boohoo.

Enid: *looking him dead in the eye, starts tearing up and sniffling*

Random werewolf bullying Enid: why do I hear boss music?

*Wednesday appearing in the horizon*

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Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

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gracewileysmith

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[At the police station]

Enid: Hi, I’m here for my girlfriend

Desk sergeant: Who’s your girlfriend?

Enid: ...

Enid: You must be new here.

Enid: Uh, guys, where’s Wednesday?

Yoko: Damn, her tinyass must have gotten lost in this huge crowd. I knew we should’ve made her wear one of those leash backpacks

Bianca: You mean the ones for children? I didn’t realize you had such a heavy death wish

Enid, more worried: Guys, cmon! We need to find her!

Xavier: Alright chill, Ajax and I made a plan in case your girlfriend got lost-

Enid: She’s not my girlfriend!

Xavier: -if you will, Ajax

Ajax, cupping his hands: ENID SINCLAIR IS A LITTLE FUCKING B I T C H-

Wednesday bursting through the crowd with several knifes in each hand:

Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.” Me: “So men are the best way to go?” Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.” Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.” Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

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