i actually have no idea what a boygenius is. To me that’s Jimmy neutron
Enid: Stop it!
Random werewolf bullying Enid: And what you gonna do if I don't?
Enid: I'll cry.
Random werewolf bullying Enid: Awwn the littlwe wunt is gonna cwy, boohoo.
Enid: *looking him dead in the eye, starts tearing up and sniffling*
Random werewolf bullying Enid: why do I hear boss music?
*Wednesday appearing in the horizon*

Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.
Enid: Uh, guys, where’s Wednesday?
Yoko: Damn, her tinyass must have gotten lost in this huge crowd. I knew we should’ve made her wear one of those leash backpacks
Bianca: You mean the ones for children? I didn’t realize you had such a heavy death wish
Enid, more worried: Guys, cmon! We need to find her!
Xavier: Alright chill, Ajax and I made a plan in case your girlfriend got lost-
Enid: She’s not my girlfriend!
Xavier: -if you will, Ajax
Ajax, cupping his hands: ENID SINCLAIR IS A LITTLE FUCKING B I T C H-
Wednesday bursting through the crowd with several knifes in each hand:
Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I
Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.
Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.” Me: “So men are the best way to go?” Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.” Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.” Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”
I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

I C O N I C

a whole mood


look at this photo of my stepdad
look at these other photos of my stepdad
look at this Final Photo of my stepdad
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