Things I think

“There aren’t any mistakes, either. No mistakes, no accidents, no flub-ups, no boner..”

yeah well he had me in the second half too

oh this was absolutely the wrong blog

Day freaking one brother

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

i-

….thank you tumblr??

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they weren’t. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison Ellenshaw and Ralph McQuarrie ! Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.

There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves ! 

Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:

exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!

SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!

It’s too beautiful. I could cry.

I love this because I’ll be watching a movie and think “how did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that they’re filming?” And the answer to all of these now is “nope, that’s a painting”. I can’t believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!

hate to be that guy who reposts twitter screenshots but im obsessed with this answer. he is so fucking correct

The way I've already seen uncountable "Netflix is hiring!" Ads. They're really just gonna hire scabs and pretend the WGA strike isn't happening....

This is a reminder to anyone who wants to go into screenwriting. This is not an opportunity to get your foot in the door. Do not take any writing jobs during the strike. This includes freelance or “script editing” jobs.

You will be a scab. Scabs are barred from union membership. By crossing the picket line to get your foot in the door you’ll be burning one of the most important bridges in your life. You will actively be harming your future job prospects.

This strike will end one day. Those writers who are out picketing will reenter the writers room and start producing work with the legal and financial protections and guarantees they’re fighting for, and you will not be among their ranks. You will be a scab. A traitor.

A lack of union membership will harm your prospects job wise. Do not scab. Knowledge of your scabbing, traitorous ways will cost you your ability to make friends in the industry. Do not scab. Support the WGA as they fight for your rights. Do. Not. Scab.

Nefarious things are happening on twitter rn

The terrible Gollum game is only the beginning, folks. The Hobbit enters the US public domain in just a little less than ten years, so the current rights-holders are going to be trying to squeeze every last bit of profit they can out of the little fucker before he becomes free to use. You have no idea what's coming.

Two kinds of people

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

There’s someone for everyone❤️

it will never stop being funny to me how much of kink in public type discussion centers around collars when like. unless someone has a specific directly kink-related symbol or word on the collar theres no way for you to know if their choice to wear it is kink-related in the first place. that is a widely normalized fashion item. you are trying to have moral panic over something you can buy at fucking claires.

and that is very much the point. positioning something worn by very specific groups outside of kink communities for well known reasons as inherently sexual isnt done unintentionally, because this focus on the concept of 'kink' in public is about wanting to control people and justify harassment and violence towards people in certain groups.

when people say they want to beat anyone wearing a diaper in public theyre aware of the fact that includes a lot of disabled people. they already know about collars being worn by trans women to draw the eye away from adams apples, by alternative subcultures, by therians and otherkin, various other people seen as Weird in some way. they know that hatred for them will be more socially acceptable when its framed it as hatred of kink, because its easier to position as bad.

if you say that you dont want children seeing anything done as a kink thing, it sounds like youre Protecting Them. it doesnt sound like you want to say anyone that makes you personally uncomfortable is a threat to children on the basis of that discomfort, it gets turned into some righteous desire for preventing a theoretical harm. it doesnt matter what you obviously mean, it doesnt matter whether that harm exists or not, because youve successfully rebranded your message.

Carmen amaya 1943

Carmen Amaya ( 1913 – 1963) was a Spanish Romani flamenco dancer and singer

@whatthewhenjustmighthavebeen !!!

(She was also a pioneer as a woman for this type of footwork which is usually reserved for men, and the first we know of to perform in trousers!)

this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.

Clothing didn't exist before capitalism

Only Real Men can be anticapitalist. Real Women need capitalism for the makeup and clothing they require to be a Real Woman, and therefore can't fight the system

call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it