i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

on indeed dot com like do you have jobs where i wont want to kill myself

call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

Dog thought he was home alone

she yank on it till i die

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me

hey chicken people are you okay

reduces but not eliminates

[Video Description: a black cat sits in front of a window behind a couch. The cat is floofed up in anger and is in a defensive/intimidating posture, growling at something on the outside of the window. The person holding the camera approaches the cat and window, and as the angle changes you can see a large, brown and gray owl standing on the ledge, its body leaning forward in an intimidation stance, its yellow eyes wide, it's beak open, and it's ear-like feathers making it look like a pissed off cat. As the person holding the camera approaches, they chuckle. End I.D.]

Cat: the FUCK is that!

Owl: the FUCK is that!

if you’re a fan of Shapes it is your lucky day

your testimonials are increasing her power

please she is growing too strong

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

Happy sludge saturday baby