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Bumping Birds Nest Fungus

(Sonoma County, California - 2/2016)

These are little bowls of cocoa pebbles… you can’t fool me…

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The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie...

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So I had some apricot stilton (which is stilton, a mild crumbly white cheese, with dried apricots in it) left over from making a cheese plate and I used it for grilled cheese sandwiches and this is to tell you that you should totally make sweet cheese grilled cheese sandwiches with hot mustard on them.

not quite the same, but in the vein of "grilled cheese with fruit involved," i used to go to a game store/cafe that had a grilled cheese sandwich that used brie and very thinly-sliced granny smith apples and it was amazing, highly recommend

This is also a good time to recommend my pear, cheddar, and balsamic vinegar grilled cheese.

I used to go to a cafe that did an incredible non-grilled croissants with cheese-and-apple toppings and I need to try to recreate that.

But I don't know what it might have had as a spread under the cheese. I feel like something with a strong flavour might be needed... Would mustard be good or does that only go if its a grilled sandwich type thing?

Mustard would probably be good but also maybe a nice vinegar and oil mix or a salad dressing you like.

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trimmed my eyebrows at 4:30 AM and fucked them up

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pancakeke

the indignity of starting a rhythm game and finding its initial levels are too easy to be interesting and vibable

btw 🥺👉👈 if anyone wants to add me my friend ID is:

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the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful

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Cursed Iowa fact: whenever a governor is sworn in, someone makes a porcelain doll of the governor’s spouse in the outfit he or she wore on Inauguration Day. That doll is then placed in a cabinet in the Iowa capital building.

This isn’t a shitpost btw it’s real

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kaiasky
#have none of these people worn something slutty to test the resolve of the dollmaker??
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every fucking day goyim on my dashed board say "sorry yall. I fell for another antisemitic conspiracy theory again :/ welp! what can ya do :/"

genuinely sometimes it feels like non-Jews will just say things completely uncritically until a Jew comes along to tell them that it's antisemitic. like kids who will make faces behind their parent's back. then they apologize profusely but the second we turn our backs they roll their eyes and go right back to it. it's like herding cats. it's enough to drive you mad. can't leave y'all alone for 2 second before you start going "idk Richard Spencer has some good critiques of Israel" or whatever

this is exactly what I'm talking about. people will share the most egregious misinformation and then when they get called out they snap their fingers and go "aw dang, I did it again huh folks?" [audience laughter]. They don't care! They'll say anything if they think it'll advance their cause.

Like?? Look at this shit?!?? "I should fact check this post, but I won't because I want it to be true". Said it better than I ever could, honestly

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I'm no chump I check the last couple digits of UPC codes to make sure a product matches its supposed label on the shelf

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I think the grocery store decided that it's acceptable to face shelves by covering the spaces for out of stock items with other items yet NOT bother to update any price tags cause most of the shit I looked at today did not match the product listed on the tag or its price. this was the case in multiple aisles. I got fed up and left without getting some stuff I needed. I'm not buying shit without knowing how much it costs.

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vodkaing

the problem is im so used to urasawa/satoshi kon/katsuhiro otomo men that whenever someone asks to show me "an old anime man" with no wrinkles no gray hair no big nose no different face shape at all i feel like ive been cheated

mappa doesnt want you to know that old men should be drawn like this again

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