i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing
sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!
the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening
I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns
oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time
LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb
ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)
are you still scared of ru pauls conehead
boo!
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barbie was about motherhood and belonging and feminism and love and identity and toxic masculinity and existentialism and humanism and it was, most importantly, pink.
sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.
cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :)
Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating
I love you writer’s strike, I love you pending UPS strike, I love you worker solidarity, I love you collective bargaining, I love you fair compensation, I love you disruption of capitalistic ideal, I love you labor laws, I love you fights for higher minimum wage, I love you unionization, I love you the growing awareness of class solidarity, I love you lower profit margins for better pay
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
Rule
*takes it and pours it directly on top of my head while never loosing eye contact*