episode 1 is called the anglerfish not only because of the statement in it, but also because jon is quite literally walking into a trap he could never possibly comprehend the minute he records this first statement. in this essay i will
the Archivist will see a traumatized engineer in a coffee shop and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
i have returned to clarify
some non-canon, revised character sidequests for dragon age inquisition:
- in which sera’s red jenny work leads her to a dalish clan that she has to defend from shitty human nobles, and she’s forced to confront that the very people she’s always considered too “elfy” are precisely the kind of “little people” she’s sworn to protect
- in which dorian is contacted by one of his old friends from tevinter – someone he swears is one of the good people from tevinter and not at all corrupted by the bad parts of his home country – to help with an escort mission – except it turns out that the people being escorted are slaves, and his friend did not intend for these slaves to be escorted to freedom
- in which cullen, in an attempt to make it up to the mages of kirkwall that suffered while he was knight captain there, delivers supplies to a small group of former kirkwall circle mages, only to run into some of his former templar colleagues with every intention of striking these mages down – cue a scenario similar to iron bull’s character sidequest, where cullen is forced to choose between his former templar colleagues and the mages he’s trying to help
- in which petrice-like chantry officials attempt to seize control of kirkwall in the absence of a viscount and a functioning templar order, and varric is summoned back there by aveline to quell rising tensions – forcing varric to choose between letting the inquisition formally intervene, thus allowing a different chantry sect to rise to power in kirkwall but still giving power to the chantry nonetheless, and empowering the people of kirkwall to take control of their own city, thus secularizing the city for the first time
- in which solas discovers that an ancient artifact he’d like to study is located in an alienage – and he turns his nose up at this, at first, because he believes that these people have deliberately turned their backs on who they are in order to assimilate with humans – but instead, he’s met with the reality that these people did not choose this life, and that they’ve managed to somehow carve out their own identity despite being beaten down and subjugated for generations through no fault of their own – that it’s not necessarily a bad thing, that modern elves are different from how the ancient elves used to be
- in which a group of mages seeks refuge in skyhold, led by a former apprentice that vivienne used to mentor – an apprentice who was transferred to a different circle years ago, where they were horribly abused by a templar and are still dealing with the resulting trauma in the present day – thus forcing vivienne to consider that her positive experience with the circle is not universal
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)
woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true
Sure, why the hell not!
This good boy could use some good news :3
The people of the world could use some good news right about now.



