Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me… Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Okay, first, I was minding my own business– Minerva: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT! Harry: I WAS!
“After you left, she cried for a week. Probably longer, only she didn’t want me to see. There were loads of nights when we never even spoke to each other. With you gone…”
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Sirius: *seductively falls down the stairs*
Remus: ...
Sirius: ;0 Hey
Remus:...
Sirius:....
Remus: Okay what the actual fuck—
Tonks: you’re gonna be a father.
Remus, high: I’m pregnant?
Tonks: NO, I’m pregnant.
Remus: You’re pregnant too?
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Hermione: Harry, you’ve got to tell him how you feel!
Harry: No way!
Ron: *attempts to speak in parseltongue*
Harry: ... what?
Ron: I’m just trying to speak your language dude!
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Characters from HP I wanna smack
10. You can't
9. Choose one
8. Because some
7. Just don't deserve
6. The hate
5. Or the hurt
4. And some have
3. Heart breaking stories
2. I love them all and would never hurt one
1. Severus Snape
Draco: Boys are so hot
Luna: girls are too!
Harry, holding his head: why is everyone so damn hot--
Hermione who apparates randomly into the middle of the room: global warming.
Sirius: nothingness... non-existent... black emptiness...
Remus: uh.. what did you say?
Sirius: oh, I was just planning my future.
Draco about Harry: he’s so hot
Pansy: and he has a girlfriend..
Draco: people die…. All the time
my-art-room
Draco: IM GUY
Draco: Goy
Draco: geY?!
Pansy: it’s okay, Draco. take your time.
Draco, pointing at Harry: BOYS!
Harry, flushed, turns to Draco: specific boys?
Draco blushing: yes.
Sounds about right.
Dumbledore after opening his door to see Harry: Harry, hi.
Harry: Could you make me a woman?
Dumbledore: Honey, I'm so happy!
Draco: you are literally too stupid to insult.
Crabbe and Goyle: Thank you.
Draco Malfoy: What am I allergic to?
Harry Potter: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
Y'know what really snaps my wand?
How they didn't put the "I don't think you're a waste of space" scene into the movie. That was a critical moment of Dudley finally showing he's capable of human emotion.