mohaerys:

mohaerys:

Which OC always has snacks?

There’s nothing i like better than fucking with Beatles fans so I improved this song

the beatles emo version

This is surprisingly enjoyable

I want someone to do a cover of this song like this

Why do I feel like the sun is coming to kill me

@pastelviiews @spoonchatter HERE COMES THE SUN

you: 13 reasons why me: 95 reasons why (fuck the church, it’s a scam, it’s bullshit)

you: 13 reasons why me: 95 reasons why (fuck the church, it’s a scam, it’s bullshit)

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy

How I wanted the first lines of my story to be: serious, poetic, something to look back on and slap your forehead at because of the hidden foreshadowing

The actual first lines of my story:

10/10 would rather read a story with the second beginning.

@pan-at-thedisco’s OC Joseph! Loving the freckles, and the curls (even if I can’t draw them too well, haha)

Thank you for your submission!

And ohhh boy, it’s been a long time, how has everyone been?

-Ivy

Things they don't tell you about being a first time wheelchair user in highschool

Literally everyone will ask if you broke your leg(s). Everyone. Even people you don’t know. Theyll ask a lot and think you’re extremely fragile.

bruises show up within the first day of rolling around, and they can really suck

people will try to grab your chair if they think you’re struggling and it can be hard not to snap at them for it

static electricity is a huge issue. You will probably either continuously shock your leg when you’re rolling around or do what I did today and zap someone so hard as you pass that both of you nearly keel over

people will call you out as a faker if you do anything even remotely fun ever on your wheelchair. Wheelies? Obviously your legs are fine lol not like you have to go down fucking curbs /s

puddles are the worst and if there’s a curb with a puddle all around and you have some ability to walk its a better idea to just stand up and navigate the chair than to fall backwards into said puddle

weird looks from people are inevitable, especially from people who don’t like you

bus drivers will often push your chair and give you advise you don’t want to hear, even if you tell them nicely you can push yourself. Its really hard not to get mad at them for it

no wheelies in school. Though if you do it in the elevator when no one else is with you you can’t really get caught.

speaking of wheelies, always be ready to throw at least one arm behind you in case you fall. They say tuck your chin in but its easier and more reliable to throw your hands back and keep your neck up so you don’t hit the floor. Sore arms are way easier to put up with than head injuries

don’t even bother to try and roll back up curbs. You will either be there for an hour or fall backwards. I managed to do both.

90% of classrooms that aren’t special ed are not very wheelchair accessible.

people will automatically assume you’re faking something if you’re not considered dumb enough in their standards to fit in with disabled students (aka high class ableism at its finest)

people are going to give you weird looks if you don’t suddenly start sitting with the other disabled kids

standard backpacks usually dangle way too much to keep on you easily, so try to pack light

built in storage on wheelchairs cannot sufficiently carry books

don’t try to hold an umbrella. Period. Especially not with your teeth. It doesn’t work.

don’t try to give the bus driver your ticket while you’re stuck on the ramp. And speaking of, its easy to start falling down the bus ramp so be careful, and when in doubt throw on the breaks

and finally if you’re like me pray to god you don’t go nonverbal when someone is trying to push you and you don’t want them to because it is hard to get them to stop if you can’t speak

able-bodied people can and should 1000% reblog this, some of these things I’ve seen on tips about using a wheelchair but a lot of these weren’t things I’ve seen

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a hero smell like 🍃

ROPE AND JUSTICE

I did the cast of Dracula because I could

jfc drac pls take a shower

how is cattle a sexy smell???? 

aw thats actually cute

COMMENTS, I HAVE NONE.

ok considering the line about campfires, this might actually be accurate

what the fuck 

les miserables characters ranked from how good they looked in the anime adaptation

1. Grantaire 

fucking great thank you whoever drew this. i love it. 11/10

2. Thenardier 

looks like a WarioWare character 10/10 

3.  Madame Thenardier

looks like a legend of zelda npc that sells you milk 8/10 

4. Eponine 

i can dig how they gave her the trademark lips/eyelashes of all the mean anime girls. 7.5/10 

4. Gavroche

he’s got buckteeth and freckles its fine 7/10

5. Fantine 

This is based on style points alone look at this look!! a bonnet. hair. corkscrew. hair. dress. lil necklace. she kind of looks like she’s gone tho 6.5/10

6. Enjolras

this is a less fashionable fantine so he’s one rank under. 5/10

7. Cosette

I’m 90% sure this is that goth anime vampire girl image that was super popular in like 2007. you know the one. 4/10

8. Marius 

he looks stupid as hell 3/10 

9. Jean Valjean

2/10 where is his fucking mouth 

10. Javert

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bringing this back because it’s time LOL

Gonna be reblogging this literally every other day until the last day of April 😂😂

be romantic with me, give me roses and hold my hand, but also be Romantic, engage in a distraught duel to the death for my affections on a church spire during a lightning storm

kiss me in the rain but also revolt against the aristocratic social and political norms of the age of enlightenment

@spoonchatter Me in Euro

Best adaptation of Romeo and Juliet by far

This incredibly pure and important 

MY FRAGILE HEART

If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead