I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry
happy mermay everyone, have some lesbian mermaids
“This is from that earlier episode when she was in university where the idea was she was gonna go to art history class and finally see what art means and it works beautifully here. She’s finally kind of opened herself up to this is something I used to steal and now I get it.”
“That’s an important part of season five is like, Parker’s completion as a human being. She’ll always be broken, she’ll always be thief, but she has learned to relate to people.” - Chris Downey and John Rogers, The French Connection Job DVD Commentary
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue. Purple, pink and indigo too. I’m covered in the colours of you, every single hue, of purple and blue. Covered in the colours of you.
Nick Nelson in Heartstopper (Season One — 2022)
All this says is I hit people and flip my hair.
Top 10 Eliot hair moments, requested by @gendrybaratheon
A break from swimming
[Image description: Illustration of a person and a mermaid kissing in a pool. The mermaid has dark skin, black to pink colored braids and a teal tail. The girl that kisses her has light skin, short wavy hair and wears a black bikini. The girl sits on the edge of the pool while the mermaid rest between her legs, hugging her waist. Next to them there is a water bottle, a towel and a ladder. End description]
Jin Guangyao, to his hostages: Okay, listen up, assholes.
Jin Guangyao, to Xichen: Not you, Er-Ge, you’re an angel and I’m thrilled to have you here.
#that’s actually what happened tho cause he didn’t actually WANT any of the other hostages #they were crashing their last date before he went away forever and he DID. NOT. WANT. #his nephew or his boyfriend’s little brother and his boyfriend’s little brother’s boyfriend #or that annoying clan Leader from down the street who also happens to be his boyfriend’s little brother’s boyFRIEND’S LITTLE BROTHER #OR HIS OWN HONORARY LITTLE BROTHER. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTIMATE SEND OFF #WHERE HE COULD SIT XICHEN DOWN AND TAKE HIS DEAD MOM AND SAY ‘HEY SORRY I FUCKED UP LOVE YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE’ #AND THESE ASSHOLES KEEP FALLING OVER THE WALLS AND BREAKING OPEN THE DOORS #AND JESUS CHRIST HE JUST WANTS SOME TIME WITH ER-GE OKAY? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?? NOW HE NEEDS TO THREATEN EVERYONE #AND NOW THE DOG’S HERE?? WHAT THE FUCK?? DID HE ACCIDENTALLY CHECK INTO GUANYIN TEMPLE ON FOURSQUARE OR SOME SHIT WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM #AND WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS DA-GE DOING IN A BOX #AND THEN WEN NING CHUCK’S LAN SIZHUI THROUGH THE DOOR AND IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU? IS HIS DOWNFALL A FUCKING P A R T Y ?!?! (tags by @guqin-and-flute)
#this is… perfection #look he was aiming for romance and now #wangxian are canoodling #and jiang cheng is crying on the floor #have it out literally ANY OTHER TIME #you ingrates #he is BOTH having a bad day #and very in love #and he’s actually been making a relationship work with a living person for the past sixteen years #WANGJI #and he’s actually having a substantially worse day #JIANG CHENG #boohoo your brother loves you and i’m evil #and now there are zombies??? #plural???? #this is the wrong fucking genre he was aiming for #tragic romance #and instead he got romantic horror farce #and an audience of their entire extended family (via @winepresswrath)
parker: —but of course the perfect movie night cuddle positioning is eliot spooning hardison so he can protect him and their heads are resting on my thigh so i can pet both their hair at once and also slip out easily for popcorn. obviously
sophie: i have no idea how we got to this conservation but i cannot say i’m not immensely intrigued to learn more
excellent point! parker is the only one really watching the movie, and how laser focused she is varies depending on what they chose to watch. hardison has usually memorized the film by heart already and can provide a running commentary without looking (though he will sit up for the really good scenes). eliot is asleep
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Love that in the character guide of the new MDZS translation, everyone has their swords and stuff listed under weapon but then there’s these two
I think one of the biggest sells for mdzs is the fact that one of the characters is really mad about being gay but not because of internalized homophobia it's just because hes a hall monitor and his crush is the class clown
I think people are like locks. Really complicated and frustrating. But you can’t force them. You have to take time and be fiddly. You learn to be patient, and just wait until you hear the……[lock clicks].
Beth Riesgraf as Parker in Leverage (2008-2012) created by John Rogers and Chris Downey
You and I have history too. That’s the way things are.
Akaso Eiji as Haruno Yu Machida Keita as Miyamura Sora 🍁 SUPER RICH (2021)
Leverage OT3: Foodie edition
I’m imagining Eliot on Chopped, and when they’re unpacking their baskets it’s like
1. Sunflower Butter
2. Avocado
3. Cereal
4. Orange Soda
And I can’t decide whether Eliot’s eye starts twitching, or if he’s like “Ah, my home turf 👌🏻”
Definitely eye twitching - we all know that Hardison hacked the Chopped servers to make that happen
Wei Wuxian is that kid who shows up to class with no books no pencils nothing but a sharpie he spends all of class drawing on his arm with.
Lan Wangji is that kid with a colour coded binder and five different highlighters.
But if you call on Wei Wuxian he'll be able to recite the entire lesson you just gave while Lan Wangji has no idea what the fuck his notes actually say because he was too busy all class thinking about Wei Wuxian's ass.
