holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror

Ok but hear me out...

What if I'm scared?

do it scared

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

HATSUNE MIKU SHOULDN’T DO THIS

define hole // is a hole a real thing? // Marco Poloni, Black Hole, from The Majorana Experiment, 2010 // post // image // sinkhole in florida, usa // seperis, A Thousand Lights in Space // the entire observable universe // Door to Hell, Chloe Dewe Matthews // image // first simulated image of a black hole // messier 87 // image // art // post

Welcome. To Hole Wednesday.

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

just realized that this would have fucking banged in the LeafIsHere H3H3 Keemstar era of youtube commentary shitheads.

my shit would be blowing up like home resonance glu casin.

my LeafyRadio clout would be astronomical. damn i was 7 years late.

So the James Webb telescope took a picture of a infant star!!

The small glowing blob is protostar L1527! Caught in the glow of its sunrise-like creation the baby is only 100,00 years old! It can take up to 50 million years for a star to reach the size of our sun. This infant has a long time to go.

Located 460 light years away this is one hell of a childhood photo!

i could fix him… but im going to give him a weird fetish instead

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time