>letter of marque >ask the king if this ship creepy or wet >he laughs and says "its a good ship sir" >scummiest vessel i've ever seen
Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO
The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.
Some people say there's like a crisis of masculinity going on or whatever but honestly I think in America at least the cis are just having a crisis generally. Girl dinner girl math alpha male sigma shrigma PUA femcels hinge bio jim to my pam gender reveal podcast your girlfriend must clean your undies and if your man doesn't practice semen retention you need to get a new man. I think the cis have had too much therapy and hashtag selfcare and motivational speakers telling them to clean their room and all their unseemly desires are bursting out through the cracks. It must be a lot of work to give shit about all that bullshit all the time. Be guided by your heart and not your nerves, and be free.
WE ARE THE DAUGHTERS OF THE MEDIEVAL PEASANTS YOU FAILED TO KILL WITH HYPERPOP
being a snail must be so cool just going into your shell and playing on your i pad
I stayed up late last night playing video games and when I turned around there was someone sitting on the couch watching me
discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves
hearing rumours that the brave and highly dialectical marxists of the Revolutionary Abusers League are taking a firm stance against kink, which is dangerous and reactionary. to understand more you simply need to subject yourself to an arcane and arbitrary system of symbolic rituals of submission, i mean, join an organisation. that’ll be £10 please
they call me the the ice wizard because im always killing people with ice as such
we need a president who adheres to the Roman penetrator/penetrated model of male sexuality. burning in shame because he likes being fucked. we need a cinaedus president who swans about in a roman matron's gown
we need a president who cuts off his sleeve to avoid disturbing his beautiful, otherworldly secretary of state's peaceful sleep. the secretary of state should be a gay fox spirit of some sort
