Every one of these morons is doing their own thing.
HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS
just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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you’re absolutely correct it was
friendlyneighborhooddemi-girl
Hell yeah
My cat takes great offense, has a lot of grievances, but the energy is more like "I will kick your ass from here to the endless room and I do NOT care who sees me, someone hold my earrings but first let me just..."
I started painting my air elemental and I wanted it to look like a storm cloud. At first I thought it looked like grapes but I'm really liking my progress so far!
The terrible Pierogi.
Or so I assume a piranha pug nutsack abomination would be called.
Very much a WIP mini and faaaar from done, but I think the veins look cool and gross so I achieved ONE goal with it.
The terrible Pierogi.
Or so I assume a piranha pug nutsack abomination would be called.
Very much a WIP mini and faaaar from done, but I think the veins look cool and gross so I achieved ONE goal with it.
Battle for the Bar (mini paint)
Custom paint job I whipped up for Jake and Ed (original characters made by @octomorph ).
3d printed on Elegoo Mars 2, Citadel paints.
He's a semi ambulatory, abrasive biohazard that makes the world worse everywhere he goes and you're out there like
Battle for the Bar (mini paint)
Custom paint job I whipped up for Jake and Ed (original characters made by @octomorph ).
3d printed on Elegoo Mars 2, Citadel paints.
The first thought bouncing around in both their fuzzy little peanut caddies each morning:
At least the cats know how to accomplish their goals.
Wee Phase Panther gummin' up his tentacle 😻😻😻
Baby Phase Panther (citadel paints)
Death Oni from Comet Lord Minis, all NMM! Haven't done anything this detailed in a while, if I remember instagram liked this guy
The beginning and end of the list.
Look at this Potato.
LOOK AT HIM.
He's not ghost hunting. He just wants to screw with me while I'm helpless.
Mon Feb 13th 2023:
My cat is already famous, her album dropped back in '05.