thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Mark’s wearing shoes that elevate him
Nuh uh! As you can see all our shoulders are roughly the same height. It’s my fucknormous head that gives me the advantage!
if you count Ophiuchus as a sign these would be your new signs:
i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might
Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on
Just the Rock blessing your feed
Thanks, Mr. The Rock.
Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing?
Big Hero 6 was a great movie
I will be eternally upset at the fact that minions became so overwhelmingly popular instead of Baymax
Knowing it belongs to me so called dairy product attracts every human with a penis to the area of the front opening of my shelter as they quote this is tremendously delightful compared to the other humans with a vagina
Hey art guys, here’s a tip: Reverse storyboarding.
Watch a movie that you really like the art or composition of, and whenever the camera angle, viewpoint, or characters actions/interactions change noticeably, pause the movie and draw a little sketch of what you see. It doesn’t have to be gorgeous. This is just for you. Get down the layout of the composition, the placement and gestures of characters, or the lighting or color that is used to make that particular moment in time express that particular moment in the story.
You don’t have to pay anyone to teach you to do this. You are paying yourself forward. Your future art self will thank you for taking the time now to study masterfully created compositions, gestures, light/shadow, and settings/scenery. Think of how much your own compositions, gestures, use of light and shadow, and settings and scenery will improve!
And plus you get to watch a movie you love. <3
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
In Finland on the other hand.
Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.
PERRrrRrrRrKELE
((Two kinds of people))
The moment Ernesto’s eyes bugged out, I knew that Miguel was fucked up…
I mean.. LOOK AT HIS CREEPY ASS FACE
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
“I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory.“
“Poor misunderstood baby!”
I’m crying
Child: “You are so beautiful! You are so beautiful to me! Can’t you see!”
her mum is literally smiling with her eyes
My 9 to 5
Reblogging for good luck
thx thanos
When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.
Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch
sherlock gnomes was just as amazing
Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories?
Pls do tell
So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo dude called Raven lived here. Like every emo in Romania knew him because he was somehow the edgiest of them all. He was also a gigantic incel, but still tried to flirt with every goth girl on sight. At some point when he was in his last year of high school, before leaving for college, he tried to hit on an 11 yo girl(gross). It made her rlly uncomfortable. What Raven didn’t know was that this girl’s cousin was the strongest dude in town-2 meters tall, super bulky, literally looked like a mountain. So the girl told her buff cousin what Raven looked like, and one time, while Buff guy was at work, he spotted Raven. Now, funny enough, Buff Guy worked at a children’s playground, and he was dressed up as a clown that day. So he just walked up to Raven, patted him on the shoulder and asked: “Have you ever been beaten up by a clown?” and Raven said, “N-no”. To which Buff Guy replied :“It’s fine. Because you will be.”
there is no possible way to predict the many directions this post took
