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Ashiok

@painfully-bisexual

Zey / Zem

I have no idea if this is already a thing, but consider: An MMORPG with an in-built buddy system. Like you can simply become allies with another player, but there's a levelling system in it, where both players get XP and other benefits the more they work on it together, do quests with eachother and other kind of tasks.

Every character you make gets randomly assigned a favourite thing (or you get to pick from a few options, but some in-game system ensures that none of the options are more common or rare than any other), and that thing is a quest item. Like a favourite flower, a rock, or some specific bird's feather. You gain barely nothing from obtaining it yourself. A thing that's not your favourite but someone else's is useless to you. But giving it as a gift to someone whose favourite it is has huge perks to you both. That is their point and goal. They are meant to be given as gifts.

Your healing factor and recovery speed go up when you're within range with a friend. Some in-game quests and challenges are essentially impossible by yourself, or with an allied player who's only an aquaintance, but can be managed with a close friend. If you manage to max out friendships with five other players, all five of you are essentially invulnerable when teamed up to play together. You'd have to be an idiot to manage to get yourself killed in such an arrangement.

Which unfortunately is still entirely possible, since all five of you only share one braincell when hanging out.

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Honestly the thought of a hot alien symbiote wife is pretty comforting considering the fact i live in New York City

honestly i'm considering adopting symbiote!reader as, like, my own little spidersona because there's just such an untapped power fantasy to basically existing as you were rn, but with a hotter, more feral creature sorta latched onto your spinal column or whatever. you get to be sorta-kinda-maybe spiritually married to a hot alien who's cool to just fuck around and find out and eat/maim gross men whenever you want. truly, what could be better. also unlimited all black faux-leather outfits.

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This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"

Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don't talk about acid rain because there isn't any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don't talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there's nothing to notice. But don't be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it's time to do that thing again and make sure that we don't kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

If you ever think america is a clean country, go without garbage men for a week.

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oppisition to body odor is a cultural concept that isnt universal and saying this will immediatly make people assume you smell bad even though its just acknowleding that western society has an obsession with eradicating natural body function to the extreme and marketing things like strong perfumes as not just a choice but in fact crucial if you want people to not think you smell. (and that body odor is something that happens to dirty, bad people who don’t take care of themselves and not every single person in this world) like yes some people really can’t stand natural body scent, and i agree there are ways to minimize it but also as someone who’s sensetive to artifical odors and allergic to a lot of perfumes im kind of sick of acting like i have some moral oppisition to people who choose not to minimize their natural body scent as much when its literally a personal choice and to me, i prefer that kind of scent to a lot of the artifical ones that are popular

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My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they’d just be Starfire from Teen Titans’ actual, legit word for that thing.

I just realized “you kick her body like the football?” Would 100% be how she’d say that

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yes yes yes. consider also:

  • “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”
  • all of spiders georg
  • tuesday again? no problem…
  • do you love the color of the sky?!
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When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible

this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark

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put:

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into your ublock filters to get rid of this bullshit

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[i.d.: a screenshot of three options on the tumblr sidebar. they are as follows: tumblrmart, “get a domain”, “go ad-free”. end i.d.]

sora and roxas is like. when you love yourself and you love someone else and you love the ‘you’ that you see in someone else and you love the ‘other’ that lives inside of you and you love who you are and you love the you you used to be and you love who you will be and you love who you will never be and you are a thousand people and one person at the same time and the distinction between love of self and love of another is actually a myth because real love goes both ways inherently