lonely rolling star

Only time I've ever wanted an iPhone is wishing I could airdrop this to beemer drivers at stop signs

obsessed

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

They are studying us in petri dishes

HAS SOMEONE TOLD THE REDDITORS ABOUT THE TUMBLR HOLIDAYS???

NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES?

IDES OF MARCH?

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY???

THE ONE RANDOM DAY IN JULY WHEN WE ALL REBLOG THE NEW VERSION OF THE JACK SKELLINGTON "EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN" POST???

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Yeah

ID: a digital drawing of Teddie from persona 4 redrawn as the Jon Arbuckle suit meme. He is wearing a black suit and white dress shirt that mimics the shirt he's usually seen in. The suit jacket has a star pattern on the inside. He is wearing a blue tie with Yosuke's face on it

I couldn't stand doing this

husband is also family anyway..

The group chat has decided that since I've only had one sexual relationship and it wasn't a very good one and I've since transitioned, changed my legal name, undergone hormone therapy and now had bottom surgery, that I have ship of theseus'ed my way back to being a virgin

I'm having the weirdest fucking pride month

This is the most fucked up tag you can put on a joke post. No exclamation point, all lowercase, nothing. You’ll never know if this is sarcastic or genuine. I don’t know if they hate me or they liked the post, I just don’t know.

im not ""projecting"". the character is the exact same person as me. sorry you just dont know them like i do.

I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor. 

Yeah, I do. What’s it to ya?

You piece of shit

We just like soup

You know who else likes soup?