Art by u/reachling
Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.
Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!
I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.
Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.
I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.
You’ll see me in hindsight, tangled up with you all night burnin’ it down. THE ERAS TOUR - Nashville, TN Night 1
QUINTA BRUNSON — SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (April 1st, 2023)
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
Charlie Day at the premiere* for the Super Mario Bros movie at the Regal LA Live, Los Angeles on Saturday 1 April 2023:
Source: Getty Images 1 2 3 4 -> Meeting Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black pops in, Mario cast photo, and Charlie showing off his jacket
What are Charlie and Anya saying to each other after 'so wonderful to meet you'?!!
*Getty says "special screening"...?
Jack Black and Anya Taylor-Joy understood the mf assignment
