he didn’t think he would actually deliver
Phew! A couple days late but better than never right? I hope everyone had a happy and safe pride this year, including those whose flags aren’t pictured above. Stay proud!
they own my heart
LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY
E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E
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*drinks water*
prison transfer
I can’t. I’m sorry.
I know.
bros i just wrote the. the most heartwrenching in-love shit ever,,,lance,,lance is so in love with keith i–
spare pining/smitten lance excellence ma’am 🥺🤲
@leggylance i gotchu buddy
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Lance manages to hold it in for one excruciating second before bursting into loud, honking laughter.
Keith follows right after him, and they are so embarrassing. They’re humiliating themselves. Levertans are giving them looks, crossing the street just to avoid them. Shiro would disown Keith if he saw this. Hunk would film it and put it up on Coalition databases.
Lance absolutely does not care at all.
This is the best date he’s ever been on, the easiest, the most breaktaking, and he couldn’t care less if anyone sees just how amazing he feels, how he’s basically bursting with it.
“Keith,” he gasps as he wipes the tears from his eyes. “Dude, this is—”
“I can’t breathe,” Keith wheezes. “I’m going to pass out.”
Lance snorts, nearly dissolving into laughter again, and right at this moment he glances up and he—
He—
—finds himself staring at love.
This is what love looks like:
A boy, flat on his ass in foreign dirt, howling with delirious laughter, sweat-matted hair stuck to his nose and the tops of his cheekbones. A boy who hasn’t ever really been a boy, who grew up too fast and too alone, who wouldn’t have let himself look like this, act like this, in front of anyone a year ago. Love looks like this boy, dressed in worn-out armor and the dust from the streets. This boy, rubbing a grimy hand over his face, with a smile peeking out from under it—a smile that could unravel entire nebula—this boy glances up through his fingers, suddenly shy, suddenly self-conscious and—
—and Lance has to tell him, “I love you.”
Lance is on his knees in the middle of the street and he says, “I love you,” like he will die if he doesn’t. He has a swelling sort of ache in the very center of his being and he can’t breathe for the life of him but it’s nothing close to the panicked suffocation that he’s used to—this is new, this is bright, this is good.
Lance is on his knees, and for this love, this boy, he’d stay on his knees.
too hot. hot damn.
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!
It got better!
Haha yeah
a couple more pics from late last year!
and Lance is def sending that selfie to everyone lol
dorky dad and his dorky son (ft. Cool auntie robin 😎)
I love them so much!!
i just want a high school au that like. doesn’t even have to be specifically klance-centered. just mentions that they’re the high school’s power couple.
their senior year there were two prom kings bc everyone wanted them to be co-prom-monarchs.
they’re both top varsity players in football and baseball and super competitive but also disgustingly in love. whoever scores more gets to plan dates.
they’ve been dating for most of high school but they have a running joke so whenever somebody asks “how’s lance/keith?” they deadpan “who the hell is that” and try to trick freshman into thinking they legit don’t know each other.
their teachers are so sick of them flirting during class but also they work best when they’re together. they both end up in the top 10.
they have matching yearbook quotes. the yearbook also has a “sweethearts” page and the center picture is keith picking up lance and kissing him after they win states. there’s a smaller picture in the corner with lance obnoxiously kissing keith’s cheek as keith pretends to be disgusted but he’s laughing too hard.
they get engaged a few years out of high school and nobody is surprised. when they show up to the high school reunion, both with jobs at nasa and still sickeningly in love, a little bit of hope returns to everyone’s life.
so after the “leaks” i got rly into the idea of a future domestic au where kl adopts a daughter soooo i made some comics for various scenes.
the au has an instagram @/kl_domesticlife
This is Part 1 of the Birthday Party segment










