NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

adulthood be like

Average Jean Colors Per State, 2018

Would you listen to his song?

Bimbo this, himbo that... whos thinking about jimbo

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

If you’ve ever put a 3 lobe pepper in your mouth, you’re gay.

F E L L A S ….

platypuses?

me after studying 12 years of french in school: 

LMAO (🔊)

Getting the morning ocean gossip

When you’re so eager to mansplain the joke goes right over your head.  

reblog for noises

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

*wet* at crocheting

Decadence

Translation from turkish: he’s loves the wash. He’s famous around here , don’t you know him? He’s always here he loves it.