california poppy, hydrangea, and sunflower witches!! these girls were voted to be this month's patreon stickers!

OP turned off reblogs (and I understand why) but I wanted this on my dash

zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers

they just eyebrows u won’t die shave them off zoomers pluck them all out and then get tattooed eyebrows it doesn’t matter . u won’t look like shit if u don’t have eyebrows op is a hater

this is the devil ^ this is the devil speaking. many will come to you with honey in their mouths and comforting words but they whisper falsehoods. do not be deceived for he is the father of lies. you have been told he would come in the form of man and he is already here among us.

#we are speaking from experience ok we are standing before you with our patchy ass superciliary arches CONFESSING #there’s places on my supraorbital ridge where no crop will grow ever again. and it’s because of what we did with eyebrows when i was a teen #ZOOMERBO BAGGINS i am not trying to rob you. i am trying to help you!!! - @sashayed

this is so fucking funny wait

Thanks, I think I will!

"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."

so apparently its our (users) fault for automattic cutting staff and stopping to focus on tumblr and not.........staff implementing shit updates including catastrophical UI changes which are an accessibility nightmare, censoring trans women, taking down nsfw posts, implementing tumblr live with no way to turn it off and being condescending to the users

no its us not liking those shit updates that are at fault

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

is there something you'd like to share with the class

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I like potatoes

Potatoes already give me joy- who’s to say they can’t give me luck, too?🤔

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.

“we’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘where’s my personal jesus?’ ‘why don’t i have a personal jesus?’”

every time i see the word peonies without context

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

And this is a bitch

Perfect paw print

gender is a competition and i'm losing on purpose. i read the handbook and diligently wrote down every single rule violation i could perform. i even invented new ones

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

@acemartinblackwood

[VD: A House M.D. AMV set to “Rasputin.” It is well-synced to the music and often features clips with percussive beats, especially of House tapping his cane or using a weapon. End VD]

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These make me feel nice things

Defender of the Night!

My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.

I love how it went from “they” in reference to the characters to “we” in reference of them AS the characters🥺 I love seeing actors enjoy their fandoms like this.