I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.
I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out
Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on
eye contact with someone you find attractive is so ungodly like you have no idea what you've done to me you bastard
Me going back in time to my 15 year old self: "Yeah so your future self is just straight up Samwise Gamgee."
so many people will post shit on here that's like "AITA for being a victim? AITA for breathing? AITA for thinking something?" like oh my gooooddd shut up i don't wanna hear about your rightful reactions to being a victim or your guilt about shit you did when you were a teenager. can we get some juicy stuff? "AITA for hitting my grandmother with a car? AITA for fucking my boss's wife? WIBTA for giving my six year old a feral raccoon for christmas?"
Be the change you wish to see in the posting meta, anon. Everyone wants juicy AITAs but no one's willing to give their six year old a feral raccoon for internet clout
"So YoU'rE sAyInG mEn HaTe OtHeR mEn?"
Yes. Yes I am. And you can ask literally any marginalized man and they will tell you American Patriarchy hates them, too, specifically because they are being men in the "wrong way".
Like fuck, this is feminism 101.
Edit: it's non-radfem feminism 101.
Just look at the way that manosphere wierdos talk in reference to other men: they are competitors to be dominated either socially or with explicit violence. The whole grift is built on selling men the idea that they can climb their way to the top of the pile
^^^ This. It's like a pyramid scheme of abuse. "If you throw fifteen men under the bus and convince five of your friends to throw fifteen other men under the bus, you can Win at Patriarchy, we promise!"
I think bell hooks fits here:
If you want Tumblr to lift the porn ban, you have to call your elected officials and loudly complain about the FOSTA/SESTA acts that are the reason the ban exists.
And you also need to be ready to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the sex workers who have been fighting the ban for years.
If you want porn back on tumblr but don't want to stand with sex workers having the right to run their business, then you don't fucking deserve porn on tumblr.
reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually
look at this absolutely fucking MINISCULE rabbit. i am sharing it with you. i hope it improves your day
(photo credit to frobunnius on twitter)
Anyone else have that thing where you get stressed out when someone else is in a bad mood because now it's your responsibility to make them feel better, but if you're in a bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up you get stressed out because now it's your responsibility to pretend that it's helping to make them feel better.
Oh so this is probably a trauma thing too. Bitches have one terrible childhood and then make it their whole personality. I'm bitches.
This is text book co-dependency and you should go to therapy.
NASA's Best of 2019 album has a lot of great photos but the best one is of astronaut Luca Parmitano getting blessed right in the face by the extremely zealous Orthodox priests Roscosmos keeps on staff for Soyuz launches
