they who watch over the woodlands
these images ruined my life they've been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day
Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:
It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger
may I please have more context?
Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer
how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?
Unknown. I'll provide updates if I ever figure it out
‘Top’
I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
flakes-girlfriend
me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican
The Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 less than a mile into its maiden voyage and was recovered from the sea floor after 333 years almost completely intact. Now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm, is the world's best preserved 17th century ship
Kinda funny that the best example of its kind is the one that sucked as bad as it possibly could.
Thinking about how the stepsisters called her Cinderella and the name just stuck shdgdhdjdk. Imagine a princess called Filthina or Miss Nasty
looking for an honest man
but all i can find is this damn manila folder
I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
I’m hypnotized
Oh my GOSH I love <3333
you know when you read one of the most well written well characterized fics of a character and you’re like “FUCK YES THIS AUTHOR UNDERSTANDS” and then in the notes or in a comment reply they’re like “I hope this wasn’t too ooc I can’t tell 😭” or “I’m glad this wasn’t super ooc I was rlly nervous!” like girl this may as well have been a transcript directly from that character’s head what are you TALKING about
also this isn’t author hate obv I luv you guys I just think it’s funny how this happens a lot. fic writers youre amazing <33
I think this is genuinely normal to want and possible to achieve actually
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Hey, reminder that one of the reasons humanity has been able to flourish is because we formed societies and helped support each other. Complete independence and self reliance is a myth to try to get you to buy more things. Please reach out. Please connect yourself. There is no reason you have to do things alone.
usa state media: russia Brainwashes their kids into Militaristic Cult look at them wearing Red Army uniform during the Victory Day🤬
usa:
who the hell in school pronounced it as JAY-ROT-SEE