Half Hispanic Demoman

who wants 2 send me christmas presents 

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

we must appease Her

but where was he at my last doctor’s appointment…

this is how you know someone loves what they’re doing.

gonna have to ask my dr. to do the same thing…

But seriously, this is how to pediatrician.

Awesome

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

Off he goes.

Farewell.

ppl ur age that look way hotter than u

I went to court for a school project today and this judge woman told me that there’s a law here that allows police to order people to take off their clothes so from this day on I have decided I want to become a policeman so I can force cute boys to get naked without them being able to say no

what the fuck bro

when will screeches delete

I love mainstream radio. This was three separate radio stations.

But wheres the dildo?

Up my fucking ass

Pretty sure the majority of the armor mods for skyrim were made by twelve year olds who had never seen real women before. 

see u in hell stupid cat

(due to the amount of asks im getting YES HES SLEEPING WHY WOULD I POST A PICTURE OF HIM IF HE ACTUALLY DIED PLEASE…ID BE CRYING MY EYES OUT)

hes become self aware

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

#WomanCrushWednesday Girly Teen Girl from Farawayville

Spirit of Atlanta Contras 2k13

DJ you missed a great pun.

They’re corntras.

"Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?"

"Yes"

"It’s Grandma" 

he was number 1

please get this to 420 notes

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

girl: oh yeah i love tarantino movies :-)

girl: *is intelligent and beautiful. great taste. acknowledges issues in quentin’s films*

boy: oh yeah i love tarantino movies :-)

boy: *smells like cool ranch doritos. doesn’t criticizes quentin’s use of the n word. probably kills animals*