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Call me Lex. 25 year old void spawn, male presenting but in a female way, gay, who thinks he's funny but is actualy a pile of decorative garbage. Trapped in Plato's Allegory of the Cave for sexy reasons. Croc and Ball Torture is my legacy. keeping track of the 2022 Hell Timeline is my burden. Bibble is a war criminal and must be apprehended for his crimes against humanity. On this day, July 17th, 2021, Forrest was found and kidnapped by a sentient Hershey's Chocolate Bar who was then viciously murdered by Freddy Benson. I am Cringe, but I am Free. Every day my bio gets more and more incomprehensible, as it should be. Steve from Blues Clues is proud of me and nothing else matters. Is this the timeline we earned by burning Gävelbocken?. Autism is stored in the balls. July 7th 2022, Argentina experienced an economic collapse as the economy minister resigns after doing nothing to help. Meanwhile, the UK Tory party fucking imploded with Boris Johnson (and 50+ others) resigning because everyone hates him 🗡 July 8th 2022, Shinzo Abe former PM of Japan and known fascist and r*pe apologist, got assassinated (by someone who is not Hideo Kojima) 🦀🦀🦀 Canadians would find out about this later, because millions of canadians lost power, reportedly affecting 1/4th of the country. I don't know enough about Sri Lanka, but July 9th 2022, Sri Lanka's PM's house burned down in a protest and their president resigned 🔥 September 8th 2022, Queen Elizabeth finally fucking died on Out of Touch, or should we say Out of Throne Thursday🦀🦀🦀 blog header credit to canadian photographer Dennis Fast. My bio is an ever growing amalgamation of things I think about daily.
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Guess who has polls now?

I’ve decided to have a silly moment with this. I don’t expect this to get a lot of votes, but vote on my chosen names and I’ll use that name for the month of march

He/Him and they/them is always ok. She/her sometimes. It depends?

I’ve been exploring my gender identity so I thought this would be a fun way to do this

The best explanation right now for my gender would be genderfluid but sometimes agender if that makes sense? It makes sense to me and that’s what matters

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Lex Sweep!

You guys decided it. Call me Lex!

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vaspider

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

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vaspider

IT GETS WORSE!

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Sheldon Chang 🇺🇸 (@sysop408@sfba.social)
Attached: 2 images This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this mornin
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"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying. In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right. The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in. This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS. Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

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end-of-pizza

It gets worse

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circusm0us3

This is so comically bad I don’t how to explain it to people who aren’t chronically online l😂😂😂

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end-of-pizza

I mean people of a certain age use Twitter for everything from talking to friends to getting news

Its like, imagine if your tv just turned off after you watched it for two hours and couldn't be turned back on from 24 hours

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vaspider

No it's absolutely terrible. There are people who freelance and are artists who do most of their finding of work on Twitter.

It really sucks for those people.

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witchhere

Tumblr is the ancient lovecraftian elder god of social media cause even after consistently being a girlfailure of an app it still somehow manages to come out on top out of sheer coincidence

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rontology

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

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demilypyro

Discussing transition online can be hard because I don't know the English word for half of my body parts and Dutch is a clown language. Picture me entering "shame lips" into google translate and being told that's what a labia is

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i-am-emily

clown language

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ryuuka-neko

to be fair. most people don't know the words for their body parts within a few weeks of getting them either