lonely stoner💨🍃

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

you’re a genius holy shit

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

I love when people try to pluralize Milfs as Milves because seeing the v in place of “fuck” makes me imagine a dracula saying “I vant to vuck your mom”

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

how do i reach heaven through violence

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first

every damn day

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

So ya boi went off today

i just feel things deeply & it tires me

once you start staying at home, it becomes an addiction.

mfs say “i’m fine” then detach themselves from everyone in their lives for weeks. that’s me, i’m mfs

growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

he has hat 🍃 x

a lot of people don’t get this but if you don’t say every deranged thing that’s on your mind at all times the thoughts leak into the groundwater and make it bad. Do your part. Just say some shit