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i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Rolling a 1 on a perception check

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

Things my heart needed.

This was the best moment of 2016

Im into the illness

she’s down with the sickness

@furhag

There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years

you should get rid of that

Why it lets me know when it’s 2:30

why do you need to know when its 2:30 am though

Most people don’t even know there’s a 2:30am because they’re busy sleeping; I consider myself lucky to be privy to such a secret

Awwwww

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

I love Gordon.

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

I can’t believe I’m crying over an apple pie

I am infuriated

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

This is cool af

am i the only one who sees a dolphin

I won’t even touch my dick out of fear that it will hurt the re-sale value.

randy how do you pee

I unzip my pants and whatever happens happens

(via AmandaGxx)

Gorgeous! Look at those smize eyes!