focus on the duality of being on Tumblr

i like the term “gallows humor” because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like “i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution”

manywinged

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parrhesiac

I am going to get a good grade at my public execution, something that is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve.

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copiasforeskin

penisgirlfriend

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

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boymartyr

ink-the-artist

The angel came to me in a fever hallucination, perched upon my bed as I returned from the bathroom.

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failhag

nicealbumcovers

Hiding Places by Billy Woods

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darkmacademia

lucytara

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

Illustration for the Cover of La Esfera by Rafael de Penagos (1926)

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streetlight-halo

What did Theodora see???

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copiasforeskin

lesbiacebian

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

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failhag

Lizzy at Coney Island, circa 2008

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cheshireelims

thereignclub-trc

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

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cottagemoridollynatural

academia-core

cottagecore kitchens <3

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snapecentric

smilingformoney

Alan Rickman filmography >> Michael Collins (dir. Neil Jordan, 1996) as Eamon De Valera

wtf drinking is cool again

ms-demeanor

We played this at my wedding and the guests decided that if their wizard stick was as tall as large bastard (6'8") they attained jedi status. Which is why the day after my wedding was full of nerds puking.