*tumblr submitting poll result data to ad agencies who pivot hard to selling vanilla scented lotions for shaved balls*
NEW COMIC NEW COMIC NEW COMIC sorry it took so long.. i've been fighting my demonz *__*
mr secretary there’s been a second derailment
mr secretary there’s been and so on and so on
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
I was able to identify all the so-called UFOs but I haven't said anything on the news because I'm an introvert
austimpowerz
i have to remember that "you should kill them with hammers" is not normal advice to give bc every time someone says they dont like someone else all i can think of to say is you should kill them with hammers.
following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long
we simply are not making it out of this one alive fellow pervs
tag your superbowl spoilers
taiyaqi
Tom Brady dies
Tired of the antisemitic caricatures in Minecraft?
It's well known the villagers, illagers, and witches in Minecraft are stuck with an incredibly antisemitic design that despite hope, will probably never be changed. I've looked for a resource pack that only changed those elements (keeping the base game look), and was non-optifine friendly, but found none, so I made my own.
So I introduce Antisemitism Begone!
(Version 1.19 but should work for all versions that include the redesigned villagers) It's far from a perfect solution, but it satisfies my main personal annoyances (I am Jewish myself), and I'm certainly open to any improvements that can be made.
Unfortunately, there's many things I wish I could change but am unsure how (such as re-naming the golems to constructs, or changing how the Ominous Banner looks), but my knowledge only goes so far, and I'm pretty clueless when it comes to these things. So for now it's only visual elements that are changed. If I figure out how to do these things in the future I will certainly update it.
(Edit as of 10/9/22) I have figured out how to change the name from Golems to Constructs. Currently supported languages are English (US/UK), Spanish (Spain/Mexico) and German. (Edit as of 2/9/2023) French (France/Canada) is now a supported language. (Thank you for @bouillefriend here on Tumblr for the translation help!)
Below the Read More are Images of changes (ID in alt text) and a list of changes made.