Thought Criminal

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

self-portrait based on my reflection in this jar of peaches

parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

My dad came into my room while I was playing kh and just said “Donald duck huh” and left

Wait, a pirate lady who doesn’t have her tiddies out? A-are we sure?? She’s not even wearing red lipstick. I-is this allowed???

Needless to say, I love this character design. She’s a magic pirate with a construct friend (the floating orb), how cool is that! I do wish her gun looked a little more like it shot magic shells (which is what it apparently does); her sword looks clearly magical, after all. But that doesn’t detract from my enjoyment of this piece. 👀

-Icy

Dahliasea.

Sorry I can’t come over my tarot cards said no

@gigatypo this is you

What a drag.

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

@gigatypo

So here we are: a thief, one thug, an assassin, a maniac and an angry little tree.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

@normal-horoscopes

“quick psa here folks”