I’m in an SCP mode and school isn’t currently giving us grueling assignments!!!!!

Perfect recipe for writing scp stuff

Current plan: (ver. 1.2)

Write file for Task Force Omicron-5 [ACCOMPLISHED]

write a report on the first Isolation Experiment [ACCOMPLISHED]

Work on the three stories [Noble, Quiet, and Gamer]

Write about the return of Dr. _____, or at least a file on him

Work on some personal SCPs I’ve thought of.

Current plan: (ver 1.5)

Work on Wondertainment arc

Complete at least half of the GOI vignettes

Finish Station of Bygone Years SCP

Complete murder mystery for Pegasus Club

Figure out who to name the replacement O5s

Work on Tempest Worldbuilding

fuck off, terfs, nothing on this blog is for you, and it never will be.

fuck off, terfs, nothing

on this blog is for you, and

it never will be.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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look if we rp, you are more than welcome to send me headcanons at ungodly hours, TALK IN ALL CAPS ABOUT OUR BABIES, and send me like ten memes a day. I honestly won’t be annoyed and I won’t mind. In fact, I want you to.

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

This one

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

Please money marge, send me a job callback

pride!!! pride!!! pride!!!

Hey everyone, in case you haven't heard Russia is planning to blow up the nuclear power plant in Zaporizhzhia in a terrorist attack, which can place the whole continent of Europe in danger due to radiation, if not the entire planet. Please help spread awareness

Russia is trying to deny this information, claiming they won't do that, but a month back Ukraine claimed Russia had plans for a terrorist attack on a dam in Kakhovka, they denied the allegations and then the dam was blown up, killing and displacing thousands of Ukraine civilians and animals. I'm sorry to be bringing such a grim topic on my blog, but Please help spread awareness

I love my so awesome friends (awesome cool extremely) (every one of them) (my friends) (so wondrous)

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Potato or not, I need good news.

For new users who don’t know:

Don’t put quotation marks in tags! It puts the part of your statement that you put in quotes at the top.

So you’re trying to write

And instead everyone sees

And now you look like kind of a jackass.

I nearly blocked someone for what looked like really suspicious if not outright shitty things to say in the tags but thankfully I read a little closer and realized what happened. I know there’s a lot of newer users now with Reddit going to shit, so this seems important to mention!

Apostrophes turn up in tags fine so when I need to use quote marks I usually use ‘single quotes’ or you can type them twice for a decent approximation of ‘‘quote marks’’ that don’t have this problem

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

The worm curtain is GAY

The flute glass full of worms…