Line Dance Into Eternity

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

Actually, you are enough. Even if you don’t work. Or study. Or go out. Or have friends. Or have family. You’re enough because you exist and your existence is enough to be enough because you are not a product. You are not a sum of output. You are not a task to complete. But because you are something the universe wanted and put here even if you’ll never understand why. Somewhere in the cosmos your existence makes a difference, even if it’s not the way others existences do.

Anyone can be discarded by society

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

Gothic literature must be cursed to forever be misinterpreted by mainstream public because how did this happen

Dracula book: an evil count who only sees the world as a resource to be drained for his own pleasure is stopped by the group of people who deeply care for each other

Dracula in media: a tragic romantic hero, main love interest of one of the protagonists who must be liberated from her dull little life

Frankenstein book: any human has capacity for evil when completely abandoned and shunned by the world and the people who brought him into it

Frankenstein in media: don't play God because it's against nature's laws

Jekyll and Hyde book: repression and only caring about external appearances can cause your worst impulses to indulge themselves in dangerous ways if ignored for too long

Jekyll and Hyde in media: what if there was two of the same guy but one of them was evil and gross?

from today's entry:

We don't talk about classic literature humor enough especially when it comes to "serious stories". Sometimes we treat pre-21st century literature as superior and more serious and that the authors meant business when writing them but we forget that they were written by humans, by artists and humans are silly. Robert Louis Stevenson sat down to write a story about good and evil in the human psyche, inspired by the dichotomy of the brain that was prevalent in Victorian England, how animalistic the upper class was contrary to the actual animal in the story, giggling to himself as he wrote down "If he be Mr. Hyde, I shall be Mr. Seek" and I think that's beautiful

What if Meridia fuckin partied

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

Let's kill this guy with mama.

WATCH WITH BABY???

I love how NYC has done everything under the sun to deal with the rat problem and now they’re circled back and are like “Ok. We’ll legalize bodega cats. We need cats manning the food stores.” ancient problems require ancient solutions.