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@owwmyeye / owwmyeye.tumblr.com

Side blog for random stuff

this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.

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e-von-dahl

I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.

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staff

Hello, crab fans. Wow, you have been having a busy time! On July 29, also known as Crabs Day, you took to TumblrMart to give the gift of crabs to your pals. And boy, did we notice—not just all the great crab memes and trending posts on the day but also the burst in sales which made up a substantial financial boost to the running costs at Tumblr. And it truly took our breath away.  

We got so excited we went back to the drawing board and designed some crab checkmarks, which we teased by dressing your regular checkmarks up as crabs on the day. On August 1, we launched a regular little crab checkmark and a rainbow crab checkmark for gifting and treating yourselves.

Here are some stats from Crabs Day:

  • You gifted 8k crabs that day. That’s an almost 20k% increase in crab sales.
  • We saw a more than 7k% increase in total Tumblrmart sales.

All this money goes straight back into running costs—such as a month’s worth of power costs for Tumblr application servers. That’s all you! You’re doing that! You’re keeping Tumblr around with your generosity toward your friends. Crabs be thanking ye ❤

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owwmyeye

I love our nonsense 💖

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depsidase

10h

"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

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owwmyeye

How desperate are you for this job? Let us know and while you're at it, subscribe to our channel

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kaldurcalm

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

✨LIMITED EDITION✨The Pride Knights Playing Cards are now officially available for pre-order in our store until June 30, 2023!

prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

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fenderrawr

omg this is the most beautiful deck of playing cards I've ever seen! Just pre-ordered mine I'm SO EXCITED!!

i never expected them to be as affordable as they are, so i've ordered myself a set thank you!!

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ereskind

IM SO PROUD OF YOU! THESE LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Just bought one! Honestly, this is the first time in a long time that I've just seen something and been like, “I MUST OWN THIS!” Beautiful work!

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dccay-y

Gorgeous 😍 

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owwmyeye

Omg these are stunning 😍

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

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zeud

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

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argodeon

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

ITS THE REAL ONE YES

You don’t understand how long I searched for this-

@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:

FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY

@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format

Fuck you but you’re right

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fandom-ed

If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me

it’s the real one!

Rainbow flag colorpicked from the original 1978 flag <3

this is my favorite of all the rainbow flags because a) the stripes mean things: sex, life, healing, sunlight, nature, magic, harmony, and spirit. Sex (hot pink) and magic (turquoise) were more difficult colors to get which is why the standard flag is six colors, but those are my favorite colors! Both as colors and as meanings!

and b) we know for a stone cold fact that Gilbert Baker meant this flag to be for Everybody In The Family, which has gotten a little lost in the emphasis on individual flags for different identities, to the point where some people are starting to think the six-color rainbow is only for gay men

anyway thank you this was nice to see on a Monday, hello beautiful

Yes, we fucked up a lot. but it is not all doom and gloom. Good news about Białowieża Forest! January 20th 2023- Largest recorded herd of bison recorded on outskirts of Białowieża Forest

European bison have now rebounded from vulnerable to near threatened, which means they are no longer at risk of global extinction in near future.

That still means habitat needs to be protected. Old growth forest still needs protected, but little of it is left.  Forest that’s not old growth but is old regrowth also needs that so it cane become that old growth some day

The trend is not relentlessly downward.Do not be complacent, but also do not be hopeless or blind to what others did decades ago and are now coming to fruition.

where I live they've cut mostly all old growth. it's farm trees now. depressing

where I live they’ve cut

mostly all old growth. it’s farm

trees now. depressing

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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moniquill

'unrepairable' bullshit; reforestation is absolutely an achievable goal. Yes, it will take multiple human lifetimes. That doesn't mean it's hopeless.

^^^This. You are NOT allowed to give up hope or let the efforts of thousands and millions of your fellow human beings and ancestors go unrecognised like this! Get your ass up and stop moaning, and go plant a tree! If you live in the northeast, give money to the people reviving the American Chestnut. If you live in any part of the east, plant a fucking sycamore. These are the keystone trees out here, and if you can't plant one, then go LOOK for them! The American Chestnut Foundation needs citizen scientists to go out and look for old trees so they can collect pollen and help keep the revival genetically diverse and that's something you CAN do, right now.

If you live in the UK, look up Reforesting Scotland, an organization for doing exactly that. Or the Great Northumberland Forest if you're in England, or The Native Woodland Trust in Eire. India has Greenvein, and there are many others that I found just looking up the Reforestation category on wikipedia.

HOWEVER, as a desert-dweller I want to make clear that forests are not the only biome that needs protection and restoration! If you live somewhere that isn't supposed to be a forest; that is chaparral, desert, prairie, or wetland, remember that those biomes are equally important and healthy too--and beautiful! And don't forget aquatic biomes too, like kelp forest, sea grass prairie, rivers, and lakes! (Corals are very charismatic but they are just like forests in that they're often myopically considered the only worthy biome.)

If you live in the gulf coast states of the US or other swampy areas, then champion your wetlands! Successful campaigns have replanted mangroves, which offer important protection against hurricanes and coastal erosion--this is badly needed in Louisiana and Florida for example.

If you live in Southern California, Arizona, and New Mexico, you live in chaparral country and desert country, and those are delicate and ancient biomes that have been devastated too and need help, particularly because so many people look at them and say, 'what a worthless waste with no life' and that is not true my friends! Deep roots are what old growth in deserts and prairies look like, and to that end we need to change how we think about farming and let deserts BE deserts, particularly since the deserts in the southwestern US are so badly treated by local industries, and so unique on earth!

I am lucky enough to come from roots that paid attention to the helpers and the revivals, the (successful!) effort to rescue California Condors was a success story that was local that I got to see happen in real time. You cannot sit there and succumb to apathy and giving up, I know you're tired and fed up but the only thing different now is that the information isn't buried, not that things are somehow worse. They aren't worse, in fact they are getting better because so many people KNOW now and are out there WORKING ON IT. You have to do that too! There's no 'or' you just have to!

You are not allowed to give up on our home!