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Walking switchbacks never ever occurred to me.

But I’m big on pacing myself. Taking frequent rest breaks, etc.

As someone who has mispronounced so many words because I never actually heard them. I appreciate this post

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.

Why shouldn’t adults want to be around children and do fun things like read them stories?

People should be asking themselves that first.

This weird hysterical paranoia we’ve all more or less bought into where it’s WEIRD to get excited when a small human is delightedly happy about something is… it just sucks.

Kids are great. Hanging out with them is great. If you think the only reason a grown human would do so is sexual… what thing in your life went so wrong that you think that?

like, just think about what you want for "reading to children"

bright colors, interesting costumes, visual appeal, lots of enunciation and emphasis and lots of variability in tone and delivery. you want someone who is ACTING the text, not just reading it in a monotone.

if you are trying to think of people who would be good at reading stories to children and you don't think of drag queens, you are bad at connecting requirements to possible implementations.

Star Trek craft book, I am begging you to describe this craft project in literally any other combination of words

fucking bewitched by this little sailor boy

Created by : ☆fio☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

thinking about the time when movie posters and book covers had detailed original paintings made for them compared to what we have now

Just gonna add on my personal favourites

I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time

Another

"It's actually your fault that your paranoia is making you misinterpret my post, and in fact you're doing it on purpose"

You sound like my dad when he told me I have anxiety attacks on purpose because I "like the attention"

It's amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.

Shark stitch and Suletta by @lemoontya

source

World heritage tweet. To me.

Making fun of bi women married to men and het trans people makes you a loser btw and it's not going to get you any pussy or clout, it just makes you look like an asshole. Pride month PSA

Queer mlw relationships are as valid as every other queer relationship

Disney is going to stop selling DVDs and Blu-rays in Australia and to think of what this means for accessibility, residuals, quality, public libraries here etc and the precedent this will set for other studios and distributors around the world oh it's never been more over

...Not. Good.

Actually, I'm going to take this out of the tags. I feel like I could write an entire essay on this topic (and related stuff)

Stop streaming these things and instead start pirating them & burning them onto blank DVDs for your own library~

It will cost you only $10* (for the DVDs) to have a library of 15 movies.

More importantly Disney would get nothing~

*unless it's free 👀🥷