Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
made-of-love-and-stars
THIS.
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Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
I’m in love with this post
that small like three second scene of Pavitr feeding dogs has like, healed everything wrong with me ever,
this one:
I LOVE HIM SM
Anonymous asked:
May I have a one-shot about Miguel,Peter B and Jess hearing anomaly O’Hara!Reader’s theme song?? Like the creepy af lullaby? If not that’s ok just curious on there reactions
TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship, abusive relationship, abusive behavior, Miguel left Anomaly O’Hara!reader after their mom died from giving birth, their relationship sucks, Anomaly O’Hara!Reader lives with Earth-42!Morales family and is apart of their family, Tili Tili bom is used because it sounds creepy and the lyrics are creepy in English, all the lyrics come from a website I’ve had open for a while so if I got it wrong forgive me, tell me if I need to add anything
Summary:We all think we’ve left our past far away and have killed it but..we couldn’t be more wrong, our past was secretly following us and it’ll always make sure we hear or find something familiar…or someone :)
It was like any other mission, get the anomaly then go to HQ but this one was becoming different….someone was singing a lullaby. “Tili tili bom.. Закрой глаза скорее(close your eyes now), Кто-то ходит за окном(someone’s walking by the window)….” “who the hell is that?” Peter B was the one to ask, the voice sounded familiar but….he can’t find out why. “I’m not sure…all I know is I’ve heard this voice before…” Jessica immediately thought it was Miguel’s other child…Y/N, their a sensitive topic but it had to be them. Their the only person who sings or hum’s lullaby songs that are creepy or make them creepy.
Miguel didn’t wanna believe who it was so he just shook his head. “We’ll deal with them later we just need to get the Anomaly” you were watching, it’s fun seeing them try to figure out who you were so..why not sing some more? “И стучится в двери(and knocking at the door). Tili Tili bom. Кричит ночная птица(can you hear the birds through the night?)” okay now they definitely knew who it was, it sounded exactly like you and their pretty sure they saw a glimpse of you.
Jessica turned to Miguel…he’s been wanting to apologize but he’s been more..off. Miguel was surprised and shocked, when did you know Russian? That doesn’t matter to him, he just NEEDS to apologize to you so you both can be a family again. Fuck the other anomaly, he needs to apologize to YOU, his child. “MIGUEL NO! We gotta get the anomaly or so help me damn it!” Miguel just stared at Jessica, he knew she was right but he needed to talk to you. Peter B sighed as he forced Miguel to keep walking…this’ll give you time to leave.
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Cozy Horror is such a fascinating term. I honestly 100% understand the desire for cozy wholesome stuff. Where my beloved mutuals might snark at the Wholesome Direct, I know in my heart that sometimes you need the video game equivalent of a hot chocolate.
But. Cozy Horror. A Cozy version of the genre that is meant to unsettle you.
Horror isn't necessarily only jumpscares and gore and violence - but it is those things because they're effective ways to unsettle and unnerve, the real core of what horror is (in my opinion).
"Cozy Horror". Man. It's just a total "what the fuck are you even talking about" sequence of words. Which is impressive, given its brevity!
I wouldn't necessarily define Cozy Horror as analogous with hot chocolate by a fire.
YMMV on interpretations of these movies, but for me, Midsommar is Cozy Horror because it's about the importance of being seen and truly cared for, and how the absence of it drives you to desperate lengths. The VVitch is about recognizing that you're trapped in a cage of repression and tradition, and realizing that you can enjoy the pleasures of life without being punished. Suspiria (2018) is about a bunch of gleeful witches making sexy torture art in a purely female space.
to me, Cozy Horror is about a story you can fully relax into, knowing that its themes resonate with you, and that it will make you feel seen, understood, and respected. add the body horror, consistently excellent cinematography, and goth aesthetic, and you've got my favorite genre.
Sometimes it's just cozy to know that other people have the same anxieties and fears as you.
Okay, for one thing, those examples are all just horror movies. It's the same trick as "elevated horror" - deciding you've invented a new subgenre which is full of the good stuff, unlike the regular type which is bad.
Secondly, Midsommar is a movie about a white supremacist cult manipulating a woman into falling in line with their beliefs, until we get the "happy ending" where, yay! She's a member of the white supremacist Swedish cult!
If your takeaway from that movie is "wow... women need to feel truly seen in this horrible patriarchal world. I'm so glad this movie truly sees and respects me as a woman", then I'm really sorry but you might have missed the entire point.
Like, the cult uses this feminist angle because that's kinda generally what cults do! They identify something that people need, and then convince them that they're the only ones that can provide it.
If you're listing Midsommar as a movie that makes you feel seen and respected, you've actually fallen for the same trick, oh my god!
This is not an American/non-American thing
This is a CLASS thing
When I (American) went to college (expensive private school on scholarships) (almost everyone there upper middle class or upper class) I and one of my friends (average) incited anger and rejection for asking to ‘tag along’ to the grocery store
They saw it as selfishly asking a favor and were shocked, just like the OOP’s friend, whereas we saw it as a normal and sensible thing to do.
I kinda feel like the rise of online shopping has a hand in this too. Going to the mall with friends used to be the thing to do even if you were upper class. Not exactly the same as errands but it has the same spirit. Go shopping with a friend and learn about each other through the experience. (Us poor kids went to the thrift shops together).
But seriously. Run errands with your friends. It’s a great way to ease the loneliness of adult life. It’s not a favor. It’s not a sign of lacking “independence” (which is bullshit we are social creatures we are not meant to be independent and anyone who thinks they are is delusional because paying for things is still relying on others for help to survive except it’s capitalism flavored).
It’s an opportunity to bond and spend time in good company.
One struggle 🫡
if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026
ok not to go on about twitter again but Google is booting twitter cause they aren't paying for server space anymore so Elon is lying about these limits happening because he wants ppl to pay to see more, it was happening because the servers are genuinely DOWN 😭😭😭
THEY RADIATE SUPERIORITY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LOOK UP AND THEN WE HAVE SILVER (right he's human)
SEBEK'S ATTACKING, LILIA'S GUARDING, MALLEUS' RULING, AND SILVER'S ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ THE FAES!!! IT'S THE FAES!!!
like someone pick up sebek please someone's did not understand the assignment and i don't know WHO
Anonymous asked:
I need a FERAL! Miguel chasing down anomaly O’Hara!Reader and catching them and just begging for forgiveness..man I love feral Miguel
Have this.
TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship, abusive relationship, abusive behavior, Miguel is a bad dad to anomaly O’Hara!reader as he left them, being held against your will, anomaly O’Hara!reader cries as their overwhelmed, I also to love feral Miguel :), tell me if I need to add anything
Summary:there was a time where you wish your dad came back and apologized for leaving you but that time has passed and you hate him. Now your running away from him as you try to get home to your family
Running, that’s all your doing RUNNING! Miguel went off the hinges and is now chasing you while screaming your name…it’s scary. “Y/N! PLEASE STOP RUNNING FROM ME!” You didn’t respond as you kept running, you wanted your mom, uncle, and brother. You miss them and you really wanna see them again..you wanna go home! You couldn’t hear anything but the beating of your heart…it was so loud..you didn’t realize Miguel was behind you until he caught you.
He was hugging you but you tried to get out off it. “LET ME GO MIGUEL!” “NO! I’m your father and…and I’m sorry..” you froze..if you were that same five year old waiting for him to pick you up and apologize you would’ve forgiven him with the words but your not that kid anymore. “I’m sorry I left you, I was so stupid and I shouldn’t have done that. I’m so sorry that I wasn’t there for you when I should’ve. I’m so sorry that I wasn’t a good dad but I can fix that so please forgive me!” You started crying, you didn’t like this and kept trying to get out of his hold.
“Let..me go!…please!” Your words were said but between sobs, you didn’t like this. Miguel just held you closer and tighter while shushing you like your mom does. You hated it! He wasn’t your dad! He was the man that left you for something you had no control over! “Please just forgive me…please” you kept hitting his chest trying to get out. You were overwhelmed but wanted your REAL family so you won’t stop fighting him
In Cocytud Hall.
Mc: I think... Barbatos managed to fulfill Diavolo's wish...
Solomon: *reading a newspaper* What do you mean?
Mc: Well, Diavolo wants the union between demons, angels and humans... And, in some way, Barbatos has achieved it...
Solomon: *putting down the newspaper* Elaborate.
Mc: I mean Barbatos is the foster father of a demon and a human.
Solomon: what-
Mc: And in our time he is adopting an angel so...
Solomon: *confused* Are... Are you insinuating that Barbatos is my father and Diavolo's?
Mc: Are you going to deny it?
Solomon: well, yes.. But-
Mc: And with Luke in the equation, he has a son from each realm.. So I think that is a success.
Solomon: ...
Mc: So technically Diavolo is your stepbrother... So is Luke.
Solomon: Sometimes your vision of reality is confusing and wonderful, Mc.
Mc: Thanks, I work hard for it.
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Another reminder that if your system of morality is based solely upon what’s legal and illegal, you have no moral system.
In an ideal society laws exist to protect people and make life easier. We do not live in an ideal society.
A few weeks ago Cool People Who Do Cool Stuff covered the break in and everything that went into it