Which Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint character are you

I will confess here that I do have a favorite ship dynamic its that one reddit aita comment that goes "esh. Youre clearly just enabling each Others mental illnesses and are both fucked up and are perfect for each Other. Just Please Never involve anyone else in what youve got going on, Please."

raisanka mv...we get a raisanka mv this rotation..

mika kagehira hurts himself during paradigm reversi spp 15 injured 32 dead

the shit with dream on twitter is hilarious 

He quote retweeted a small twitter saying a gay joke he made in a tweet sucked and then went on to post about how he loved it when people deactivate after he responds to them (said person did so fearing further harassment and doxxing) then went on stream and said doxxing doesnt matter and isn’t worth worrying about in defense of himself, then he got doxxed almost immediately afterward and now if you search dream on twitter you’ll just see his entire shit 

This is even funnier because all of this lead up to people finding out that he made a KKK fancam that’s still on his channel

i had to see this for myself and the fancam is real

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

like you all cannot even be prePARED

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

you cannot even undersTAND

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

are you ready. are you even ready

absolutely shaped

if you know this you get a veterans discount on all future Percy jackson merch

political compass

There has been a lot of research about autistics over the years, but this one really took the cake!

This is what happened when researchers attempted to compare the moral compass of autistic and non-autistic people…

I just think that Mika Kagehira

Listen. Cannibalism happens. You can choose to be cool and join in or you can walk away and keep it to yourself.

To all the characters people have tagged this as:

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

Between the “Jack Sparrow and Barbosa were gay this whole time” post and whatever the hell was going on with that “Dinosaur King” post, we’ve entered a new era of fake tumblr stories.

The thing is, old tumblr fake stories were so laughably hard to believe (then everyone clapped) that everyone on here feels confident that they can spot a fake story, and yet most people still don’t check links or sources. So the userbase is absolutely primed to accept fake stories as long as they’re semi-grounded and competently written, and even those who know they’re fake will still reblog them for a laugh. Excited for what comes next.

My favorite piece of misinformation on this site was the john lennon butt crack post, because HOW was it supposed to occur to me to fact check the length of John Lennon’s butt crack?

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

Story time: When I was at university in Japan I lived in an international dorm with all of the other foreign exchange students, and my best friend at the uni was a French girl who lived directly across the hall from me. Nausicaa, and we taught each other slang from our native languages. 

One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)

Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that” 

She told me later that day that of all the things she taught me and we learned together, she was so proud that saying “up your ass, like my dick” was what stuck

stop and read the story

Im reading the words but im not comprehending them help

while john oliver's political commentary and takes on issues are good, I usually find his jokes and extended bits fairly middling and sometimes over reliant on the ick factor. however, threatening to mass doxx US congressmen with perfectly legal info obtained from dodgy "ted cruz erotic fanfiction" links unless they pass some serious data security bills is sublime.