Overneath The Path Of Misery

why is my pencil talking

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

20+ Proud Cat Mommies With Their Kittens

@itsthelesbiana Too much purity in one post.

OH MY GODDDDDD 

I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great

I wore my spiked jacket out to town and a young mum with her 4 year old son complimented me on it. She then turned towards her son and said “that’s how mummy used to dress, before she was opressed by THE MAN” I love that woman

I just need pretty little coffee shop dates and plenty of adventures that involve holding hands.

he killed whoever took this picture immediately after

Just a reminder that feeling nostalgic for an old friend who treated you badly doesn’t make you a bad person or invalidate how their behavior affected you

You can have good times and fond memories with people who turn out to be toxic

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

R.I.P. VINE 

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Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes

That book is called Daddy’s Roommate. And it is one of the books that gets destroyed the most in libraries, forcing libraries to have to purchase it again. That’s right–homophobes keep destroying it, forcing people to buy more copies, which in turn keeps it in print.