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LMAFOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S HOW IT BE TOO I HATE THESE TALENTED AS MUTHA FUCKERS LOOOL.

dude in the middle fuckin me UP

Michelle LeVaughn Robinson, girl of the South Side, for the past 25 years, you’ve been not only my wife and mother of my children, you have been my best friend.

And this is why Meryl Streep is a legend.

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

Jordan Klepper attends a Trump rally to catch up on all the hottest conspiracy theories.

SCREAMING

I have a fucking headache

I just lost half of my brain cells reading that.

when u finally nail the high note - more vines

We have to destroy vine

Book of the day: I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak

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the “lol triggered” meme is only considered funny in a society where mentally ill people are devalued. it relies on a context where mentally ill people’s needs are considered ridiculous.

additional fact: the meme has made mentally ill people afraid to use the word trigger with their doctors and therapists. it’s literally making mentally ill people less able to access care. defending this meme, with that knowledge, is blaming mentally ill ppl for being hurt by ableism.

do you ever just sigh because someone who you love lives so far away from you