I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

holy shit

I really love it when I open a new book and they start shoving at me weird names of places, people and things that you may not even know how to pronounce, but they make it interesting enough that I want to keep reading about this weird combo of stuff, like

"Would you rather I get on my knees?”

A terrible razor-sharp smile pulled at my lips as I started to agree—

“I don’t mind.” His gaze dropped as he bit down on his lower lip. “Doing so would put me at the perfect height for something I know you’d enjoy. After all, I’m always craving honeydew."

Me:

Chapter Thirty-six in FBAA.

Casteel/Hawke: “I’m not just going to hold you. I won’t stop at kissing you. My fingers won’t be the only thing inside you. My need for you is far too great, Poppy. If I stay, you will not walk out this door the Maiden.”

Me:

Nesta 🤝 Poppy

Being in a relationship with someone named Cas and wanting to have a threesome with him and his bestfriend

Kieran: Let me see what you have!

Poppy: A knife!

Kieran: NO

Casteel: YES

Me: I’m over those cliche “book boyfriend” types.

Author: “He was tall and dark haired.”

Me:

Nothing sexier then a fictional man suddenly noticing an injury on their love interest and going unnaturally still, their eyes darkening, their voice hardening with deathly quiet as they say "who did this to you?"

This absolutely undoes me every single time

The real reason Dabi is so tall in MVA 👢

here is the feysand bonus chapter from the barnes and noble version of a court of silver flames!

Cardan when he sees Jude pretending to be Taryn:

So yeah, I scanned the letters from Cardan to Jude.

Can we all agree?

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021

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So Army of the Dead fired Chris d'Elia for being a fucking sexual predator. The problem is they had already shot the whole movie. So how did they move forward? They edited out the whole man and instead threw TIG NOTARO in the whole movie via green screen and special effects. Oh, and her promo images? A gift to the gays.

Fun fact: editing out the whole man and replacing him with Tig Notaro is the correct response to almost anything