the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place
overall, my eyesight has improved, which is in retrospect not a surprise because i keep taking my glasses off bc i'm not seeing straight, but my astigmatism has got worse. i blame this on watching rugby. the second i watched the scarlets play my eyes got rugby ball shaped
fandom griping under the cut, any dragonlancers click at your own risk
Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal
Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not
kinda idle curiosity thought.
queer artists/writers/oc creators: do you incorporate queerphobia into your original works and stories?
(to be clear: this is a *no judgment zone*. i'm asking about your personal preferences with your own work. also i can't stop non-queer folks from responding but i would genuinely love some other queer folks' perspectives here.)
order of operations in re: the dress i was hemming the ruffle for last night
1. run gathering thread across top of ruffle
2: sew skirt pieces at side seams (selvedges; no need to finish
3: gather ruffle on to skirt
4: make tape from remaining cabbage
5: finish ruffle/skirt seam with tape
6: finish bodice seams with tape
7: sew sleeve seam
8: run gathering thread along bottom of sleeve
9: sew sleeve binding onto sleeve
10: sew sleeves to bodice and finish seam with tape
11: gather along top of skirt
12: check skirt length
13: sew skirt to bodice
14: finish seam
15: topstitch facing down with red silk
you know how theyll do shakespeare stagings where the setting is modern day but nothing else is different so its just a wierd anachronistic mess in the best way? i think we should do that with arthuriana
lancelot three weeks late to rescue guinevere because metro doors closed on his gay little knight cape forcing him to ride till the end of the line at which point he gets fined for fare dodging because he only paid for a zone one ticket and hes crying and trying to explain that he didn’t actually intend to travel to zone three but somehow he ends up slaying several bystanders and fleeing into the night
pray for me* i am hand-hemming 176 inches of ruffle
two hours and nine minutes later he is hemmed. to be fair, this was interrupted by spontaneous cheese.
pray for me* i am hand-hemming 176 inches of ruffle
will you people stop asking me that question sheesh I’m old enough to have graduated Starfleet why does anything else matter: an autobiography by Pavel Chekov.
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone
(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
[ID: reply from falloopidydoop reads: this makes me wonder how fast adults might learn a language if we were completely unafraid to walk up to a native speaker and say, "gwah?"
Next are tags readings: #how many babies does it take to adda uuu. ighbu. /end]
(Bonus points if you explain how you would adapt it in the tags)
Prehistoric Planet 2 screenshots + a Guy for scale
(sizes roughly approximated using skeletal diagrams)
Prehistoric Planet finally gives us the True Rival to the Tyrant Lizard King and it’s NOT a Dinosaur.
Below the poll is a series of animal images labeled A through J. A is the least close to the birds we have today; J is the closest. If you encountered these animals in the wild, which would you call birds? If you pick a higher up option, then that means you consider all the below ones birds as well - so if you pick A, then BCDEFGHIJ are all birds. If you pick J, only J is a bird.
A:
B:
C:
D:
E:
F:
G:
H:
I:
J:
PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO IT CAN LEAVE PALAEOBLR. I NEED PEOPLE WHO DON'T RECOGNIZE THESE ANIMALS ON SIGHT TO VOTE.
I apologize to all of y'all with vision impairments for whom this poll is inaccessible. Alas, this is an experiment, and I cannot name the taxa. Thank you.
All alt text includes artist attribution; I did not make these pictures myself.
(here she is btw)
if you vote please also reblog!
also btw im sorry but we HAVE to acknowledge that marginalized people are gonna be into problematic kinks too. there are trans people who are into misgendering & detrans kink there are gay people into conversion/orientation play there are fat people into feederism there are people of color into raceplay there are disabled people into disabled fetishes there are women into misogyny fetishes! for a variety of reasons! and you have to not care. you have to learn that it does not fucking matter. ignore the little gremlin in your brain that tells you that arguing over the morality of what gets consenting adults off is important or worthwhile & that having a fetish = condoning or believing or acting out any of that kink utside a scene or that it makes your activism invalid & you are a Better Activist for not having that kink. that's the devil talking. also no their partners are not inherently evil for indulging in their kinks either. you don't have to enjoy these things or even want to see or hear about them & your boundaries should be respected, but once you start letting people kinks color your perception of them as a person you've already lost. Destroy That Gremlin
Reunion
In 2021, researchers discovered that an 11th century skeleton uncovered from a grave in Otterup, Denmark in 2005 was related to a skeleton found in a mass grave in Oxford, England in 2008. DNA analysis showed them to be half-brothers, uncle and nephew or grandfather and grandson.
The man found in Oxford died young and it’s speculated that he died during the St Brice’s Day massacre, an attack on all Danes in England ordered by King Æthelred the Unready after an increase in Danish raids on England. The man found in Denmark died around the age of 50, having lived a farmer’s life, but not one without combat.
After a century separated by the North Sea, the two relatives were reunited for an exhibition at The National Museum of Denmark.












