A classic | he was fuckin it up 😂

Work it spidey!

i dont even have a good caption for this just listen to the fucking way he says “marijuana”

​"It's​ märìwhüānà alright.“

PLEASE DO THIS

THIS IS MINE SKSKSJDJDJ

Bout to get all that sweet Verizon money.

UM

I’M MARRYING MICKEY AND TOODLES

WHAT

jee, i dont know about this scoob

YESYESYES

someone elses art so i cant post but

God damn it, I’m an lesbian

god damnit

*coughs* I’m married to a bug-

Oh shit…

Why am I marrying a dress?

… I could think of worse Dangan Ronpa girls to marry.

Die

:/\

oh no

Oh God

o no

I am a lucky woman xDxD

YES I DO

Hell yeah!?!

I cant fuckin’ breathe

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??? MY SELFIE IS WHAT I GET???

I uh… apparently saved a screenshot of a video I tried to make?

I’M NOT ARGUING AT ALL YES PLEASE SIR HELLO

Oh fuck yes!!!!! If my queen will accept me it would be my highest honor and privilege.

Yes please😍😍

…….Okay.

Hellllllllllll yeah. 😚

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

@weirdwyvern

Same Energy

Me: why am I still alive…what do I have to live for…why am I here…?

The universe:

The universe: keep ur head up bitch I’m not done w you yet

🕯️ Reading Candles for Yes-or-No Questions 🕯️

🔥 High, steady flame - Yes.

🔥 Low, steady flame - No.

🔥 Short, weak flame - No.

🔥 Dancing flame - Needs more focus. Re-ground, concentrate, and ask again. 

🔥 Violently flickering flame - Strong no. Take this as a warning (if you are positive the flickering is not caused by any outside force).

🔥 Sputtering and crackling flame - There is more to your answer than a simple yes or no.

🔥 Dual-Flame - Thinking, wait for your answer. 

🔥 Flame leaning to the left - Yes.

🔥 Flame leaning to the right - No. 

🔥 Candle will not light - Now is not the right time to ask.

🔥 Candle will not go out - You are not done yet. There is more to your answer that you need to hear.

🔥 Candle goes out on its own before giving an answer - Now is not the right time to ask.

He loves getting his haircut!

this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life 

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time 

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

This is uncomfortably close to how I usually sleep.

a lil tile background! this blog needs a makeover 🌟

Art by  UnicornCat

little critters! 🍬 🍭🍼

Space Dragon aesthetic, for @professor-chariot

here are some wyverns for you on this fine evening

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