(Hey yall. finally got my act together and made a personal blog instead of mixing my RPC stuff and everything else on one. If you found this from somewhere else, welcome. You can also find my RP stuff at Dontstepinmypuddle.)
Pretty sure someone hexed me
Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" has been stuck in my head for 24 hours despite never willingly listening to it or even hearing it in recent memory
Jack Seward: So, how’s my homicidal maniac patient feeling today?
Michael Myers: …
Jack Seward: Would you feel better if I got you some dolls of teenagers to stab?
Michael Myers: …
Jack Seward: Things have been tough for me, too. Honestly, sometimes I envy you the purpose and fulfillment you find in killing teenagers!
Michael Myers: …
Jack Seward: I shouldn’t say this, but you’re my favorite patient. You’re such a good listener!
this is really just my favorite tiktok
there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now
how dare you hide this in the notes
Absolutely the wrong time for mortician humor.
Roughly five people on this website will get this reference, and that’s fine.
Customer: BLOCKCHAIN DMV: BLOCK CHAIN, VULGAR Verdict: ACCEPTED
Customer: BLOCKCHAIN
DMV: BLOCK CHAIN, VULGAR
Verdict: ACCEPTED
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
is it legal to talk about killing elon here
i’m killing him
tch… now way you’re killing him
not without me anyway…
lmao. "hey it's been 10 years we should maybe get rid of the nazi armbands and some of the sexulizaion of like. the young characters. a little bit." gamers: "NONONONNONONO CENSORSHIP!!!!!" like fucking clockwork.
apparently they removed an announcer that was a kickstarter goal and removed shit from an artbook ppl already paid for which is sucky, but of course most of the complaints are because they got rid of some of the panty shots for the 16 year old char and also made her panties black instead of white. lmao.
For some added context that announcer that got removed was recorded by Mike Z former head of the studio and sex pest who got ousted from his own studio for being such a jackass no one wanted to work with him anymore.
1000% done.
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The emotion in the last panel tho
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>:|
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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008) dir. Steven Spielberg
G: …..I’ve never heard that expression before. H: Maybe it’s a generational thing? My aunts say it all the time.
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Ok just for curiosity reasons
I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3
funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out
like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people
the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong