He deleted it so quickly but I need everyone to see this Chris Fleming video because it has fundamentally changed me
Call yourself a community organizer even though you’re not on speaking terms with your roommates 😌
Corporate 02x02 “The Concert”
Chris Fleming as Todd
i love this page because it implies that there is context for anything chris fleming does when, in fact, there is not
[mod sappho] so true bestie
You haven’t experienced the ‘mids, and when I say “mids” I mean the Pyramids, until you’ve seen them on Adderall
TALK TO ME when all you want to do is beat the SHIT out of a BUTTERNUT SQUASH on a Saturday but your husband comes in the kitchen with the “let’s go mini golfing” twinkle in his eye and you gotta go to Pirate’s Cove and “PUT OUT”!!
tag ur otp
there is so much fucking happening here
For some reason I misread “live” and thought it meant Chris has locked himself away in a seaside cottage and that we want to see him come back to society and start living his life again, going to bars for mikes hard lemonades and making guys question their sexuality
there is so much fucking happening here
English added by me :)
Boba Manifesto sequel
[mod sappho: I got boba last Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and yesterday and was thinking about getting boba today. Send help. The boba weight is rushing to the coasts as we speak]
But what if Christopher it’s not too late! Let’s take out our cell phones in the voting booth! WE CAN STILL DO HARD TIME!!!!
Sick Jan, of course, either was fired or quit from H&R Block. Last time I saw her was in line at the 2016 election and she pretended to not know me.
Tax season starts on Monday. Remember that weird old women who do your tax fraud for you are the backbones of society.
Yes but she doesn't have to claim a home office if it means we'll both go to jail 🙄
Crest white strips. Not working. Please advise. I need this. My family needs this.
a Chris classic. What do I do if I can’t stop thinking about boba tea
It’s that month again folks! Happy February.
Why do I look like Lorde’s dad??? I look like an owl prostitute. I look like a fucking SEAHORSE. Oh my god I look like two horseshoe crabs going at it



